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7/8/11 EastEnders

This is going to be my last post for EastEnders. I'm not even sure if I'll be able to watch anymore. Since that's so up in the air I've decided to bring another soap back instead that I won't have a problem watching and blogging about. Also I'm not sure if it is just me not being British but lately it has been kind of blah. But finally I finished this episode. If I am able to keep watching I might tweet while watching.

Anyhoo the guy that was trying to find Janine turns out to be a lawyer that's there to give Janine the good news about her being the sole heir of Granny's estate. Yep she gets it all so she doesn't have to put up with Idiot Face anymore. She should do something nice for Billy since he's being really kind to her but this is Janine so I won't hold my breath. Why can't this happen to me? I'd be dancing around too.

I bet Julie's bummed that the guy isn't trying to get money from Janine. Instead he's trying to give her money. He was trying to track her down all day while Billy was really sweet when he pretended that he didn't know where Janine was. But at least Billy did get the name of his son thanks to Phil. That was pretty sweet of him. It seems to be a day for Mitchells being sweet although Billy always is since the same can't be said about Phil.

Roxy's all bummed and she's worried about Jack after all he didn't do too well when Ronnie was behind bars before. At least he was able to knock around Monster for a bit before Eddie asked him to stop. That dude is just nuts. Monster's talking about Ronnie when he's the one that is full on crazy. Quids? What did he mean when he said that to Jack? They are quids? Um I thought that was the British way of saying buck in British like we call dollars bucks I thought you called pounds quids.

When did Monster get his shrink license? He was going on about her getting worse. She's grieving the loss of her baby and she feels guilt about what she did which is why she felt she belonged in prison. But Monster just thinks he can go back to being Jack's BFF. I won't hold my breath on that. How ironic that the only person that gives a crap about Monster is the father that he blames for his mother's death.

I guess brown sauce will remain a mystery although I'm thinking that brown sauce is what ended up on Whitney's top. She was in the wrong place at the wrong time since she got it spilled all over when Billy and the pedophile Henry got into a fight. Henry right? I think he's Henry. Billy finally realized that Henry was just using Billy to get free meals and cash. So the pedophile got the boot.

Lauren is such a bitch. She's deluded if she thinks that Ryan will give her the time of day. Is she even legal? Anyhoo she makes a point of mentioning to Arthur that his marriage isn't real when she knows damn well that the guy has real feelings for Mercy. Yeah she's a bitch all right. I would have thought she'd be keeping an eye on her parents to make sure they still aren't having an affair. She seems to be like a reverse Sami Brady who would have at one point been thrilled if her parents were having an affair but no she doesn't seem to really care.

I guess Max and Tanya are going their separate ways at least for now. Well she did give Lauren the keys to the love shack. Um I'm not sure why she'd think that would stop them from continuing the affair after all Max and Tanya could just go to his office again. I feel bad for poor what's his face. Greg? I always forget the guy's name since he really isn't on much but he's on more than Thorne is although I'm hoping that last week is a sign that he will be coming out of the basement more.

I'm glad that Alfie spoke up about Tommy. He's not the biological father but he is the father in every way that counts. Hey did I see Monster overhearing this conversation when Kat told Afie that she wants him to be Tommy's father. He is the one that wasn't comfy about Monster going out with Tommy which means that whole mess could have been avoided in the first place. Just because you father a child doesn't make you a father.

I said I'd get this done this morning and I did. I'm going by my time not the time that pops up on this blog post. Starting Monday I'll be blogging about The Bold And The Beautiful again. I'll be able to watch it in the afternoon and actually blog about it after I watch it. I really don't know which soaps were read about the most over here since no one really says anything so I just picked the soap that was most convenient for me.

In the meantime I'll still blog about Hollyoaks as long as I'm able to easily watch it. I have had better luck with being able to watch it on the day it airs. Again I'm referring to my time not England time or whatever time it is on this blog. I think it is England time since I think you Brits are seven hours ahead of me.
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Let Me Go

7/7/11 EastEnders

I was able to watch although it was a pretty close call. I wasn't sure if I would be able to. It was a case of the third time being the charm when it came to the British soap fairy. And yay they had the silly wigs. I was wondering when the silly wigs would show up. Wouldn't it be funny if they forced Roxy to wear one since she was being held in contempt? Maybe I'm just amused by the silly wigs because I"m not British and we don't wear them over here. But with that close call I have to wonder how long I'll be able to continue watching.

I guess it was Kim in the shower. I had no idea who it was and only figured it out when I saw Kim in a towel. I guess she was hoping Ryan would be interested in rubbing her back or something. Instead he finds Lauren in his room. Um if she took his keys how did he get in? Maybe Kim doesn't lock the door. That isn't unusual in soap land no matter what side of the pond you're on. I guess Ryan sent Lauren packing. Is she even legal? What was she thinking? I guess that's the problem.

I'm giving Michael a rename. It is simple yet accurate. So I dub him Monster. He is pretty horrible. The guy's pretending he's the father now. Really? Alfie's the father in every way that counts. He asks to take the baby and Kat agrees even though Alfie wasn't too thrilled about it. Monster leaves the baby in the park and sends Ronnie a text with Roxy's phone to meet in the park. So he sets her up. She finds the baby in the park and Roxy's getting her nails done.

Of course Kat flips out. I totally get that and Ronnie's trying to explain herself but Kat isn't listening. She just sees the woman that kept her from her baby for all those months. She didn't stop to think about why Monster lost track of the baby. It all did come out when Roxy confronted him. Ronnie tried to explain things to Roxy but she wasn't really in a listening mood although she did see the text that Roxy was supposed to have sent her. So Roxy confronts Monster and he admits it.

Monster wanted to make Ronnie pay for what she did. He set her up in the hopes of her getting a doubled sentence. The man doesn't have any feelings. Sure taking a baby is bad but you have to look at this from both sides since the poor woman did lose her baby. Is it so insane that she lost her mind there for a while? Kat finally realized that too when Ronnie didn't want her silly wig wearing lawyer to try to justify what she did. It's not like she's some evil person. I think she should get psychiatric care instead of prison since she does have some issues but at least Kat said she forgave her.

So Ronnie got three years. That took guts for her to go to court and get sentenced. Jack was all ready to run off with her. He had the car in the back and was ready to take her away. At least Roxy now knows about Monster. I doubt the guy even cares about her at all. He's just a pathetic loser. I get being upset about the kidnapping of a child but he doesn't have the least bit of compassion for what happened with Ronnie. Kat does since she knows what it's like and finally she was able to see that she wasn't the only one that suffered during this. Sure Ronnie had Kat's baby but that didn't make her any less miserable about the loss of her child. She was all alone when she found the baby dead in the crib which would have to go on the list of worst things ever.

Lauren realizes that her parents are having an affair. Oh fun. I don't know what Tanya's thinking but look at what she's wearing. Are polka dots in? I guess I'm out of the fashion loop. I could care less about that along with Jay throwing a fit because Abby fessed about being the one in the Vic instead of Ronnie. Jay was pissed and it just shows what a loser he is that he'd get so upset about that. Isn't Ronnie her aunt? She didn't want a family member to take the blame for something she did. It's not like Kat and Alfie are going to cart the two off to jail for sneaking into the bar and stealing a bottle of booze.

Did a headache diary entry that could be amusing along with my babble about the latest episode of California Heaven. Just click on the above link to go to that blog.
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Stop Being Reasonable

7/5/11 EastEnders

Wow I accidentally shut the window and managed to get the post back. For some reason on here the picture isn't saved even if you save a draft. Maybe that was just a fluke and it isn't doing that anymore. I never thought I'd get around to watching this. Maybe it is better if you're British. I don't get everything British although I like some British shows. I'm just annoyed that BBCAmerica is cheating with all those American shows when they're supposed to be showing British shows. Okay rant over at least for now although it could reemerge at any time.

I don't blame Kat for being upset after what she went through but I also feel for Ronnie. I wonder if I'm an oddball for that. Well blame it on me not being British. She's upset with Alfie who seems to be a bit more broadminded. He realizes that this whole thing where Ronnie supposedly broke into the bar just doesn't make sense while Kat is freaked out about her son. At least they made up although I have no idea what a twunk is. Can someone clue in the clueless American?

Michael is just a freak isn't he? Yep I'm thinking he needs a rename although now that i think about it there really aren't that many Michaels in soap land. I guess he stole Ronnie's necklace so he could put it in Tommy's stroller. That little guy is so cute isn't he? Talk about adorable PJs that are zebra print at least I think that was zebra. Always make sure to keep track of your jewelry so a psycho doesn't steal it. Now those who are supposed to be on Ronnie's side are wondering about her while Michael's enjoying being a dick.

Ronnie really should get tips from Nicole who seems to have a knack for finding things out. Instead of telling Michael to tell everyone the truth she should have taped him so she could play it for the others. Now she's just coming off as a crazy. At least Abby told her about who was really in the bar that night and it looks like she wanted to go to the cops although Jay wasn't too thrilled about that. So I admit that I feel sorry for her but I hope the next episode has silly wigs since that always amuses me. We don't do that here so it amuses me while for you Brits you're probably just used to it.

I wonder if Shirley will ever get sun kissed. I don't know if she has the patient with Poppy asking all those questions. Wouldn't it be quicker if she just had Shirley fill the thing out. Instead she just scared Shirley off but it looks like she's been wooed back with a massage from Syed. I could use a massage myself. That sounds really nice. Does this mean that Syed will be on soon and hopefully Christian. Damn it but those two are just so adorable.

I did a headache entry at the other blog. I'm not sure if I'll get around to blogging about La Casa De Al Lado today or not. It all depends on whether I can watch it online. I'm not sure how many days they keep the episode up at the website so I might have to wait and watch with the wonderful On Demand instead. Just click on the above link to go to that blog. Also the latest babble Pretty Little Liars is up too.
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Look After Your Own

7/4/11 EastEnders

I was finally able to watch but the plan to get the babble all babbled before lunch isn't going to work since it is almost twelve. Well I'll finish it up later on not that anyone could tell the time when I started and paused anyway. Also the wacky blog will tell you that it is seven hours later than it really is. I can't figure that out since the draft saves on my time.

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It All Comes Down To Who I Want To Catch Coming Out Of The Shower

7/1/11 EastEnders

Okay my allergies acted up a bit when Kat was talking about what she went through when she thought Tommy was dead. I get why she'd want Ronnie to pay but since I'm weird I kind of feel a little bad for Ronnie too after all she is no Nicole who was just creepy and obsessed with Sami's baby for way too long. I'm not sure why she had Mo write it up. Couldn't they get one of those steno people to write it up. I would think they'd go to the lawyer or something to make some sort of statement.

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Know Your Way Around A Sausage

6/30/11 EastEnders

I never thought I'd get through this episode. I think this is the third time I've tried to watch it. Maybe it is a better episode if you're British. Talk about a dick. Yep Michael I'm talking about you with your fake sleep walking into Ronnie's bed so Jack finds them together. Okay it was funny when Ronnie wondered if Michael liked Jack more than they think he does.

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Bang Out Of Order

6/28/11 EastEnders

It all started with a scantily clad guy with a note on his ass. At least I found out his name which happens to be Tyler. I don't think this Tyler's a werewolf. I'm not really surprised that he's a total slut. When those girls showed up he revealed that he wasn't so smart. When they knew he was there they slapped him and mentioned Cleaver Joe. I'm thinking you don't screw with anyone connected to Cleaver Joe. Is he a butcher?

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I Like Weirdos

6/27/11 EastEnders

Well isn't Michael a bucket of sunshine? I'm just glad he finally stopped yelling. Yelling is yelling even with a British accent. I really don't need help in getting a headache since they love my head so much. I don't think I have it in me to do another episode today even though my British Soap Fairy came through with today's episode. I'll just do it tomorrow.

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Until I Hear It From The Horse's Mouth

6/24/11 EastEnders

While Tanya had a fake headache I ended up with a real one. Thanks for that Kim. Speak lower girl. It was funny when she was checking Denise for skin and blood but nope there wasn't a cat fight. Denise should just take a good long look at her taste in men before jumping into something else. It just doesn't seem to click in her head that she was being used the whole time.

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Caught In An Invisible Line

6/23/11 EastEnders

And now I enter the land of confusion once again. I still don't get why Zainab was forced to marry someone when she was fifteen. Hell that's the first year of high school. From what I can figure out she was set on fire because she met another boy that she liked. Oh sure it makes perfect sense to set her on fire for that. She shouldn't have been married at fifteen since that's just nuts. I can't say I'm surprised that Yapness is the one that lit the match.

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I Must Go Pick Up My Chaps From The Drycleaners

6/20/11 EastEnders

I am glad that Christian went with Syed. They looked adorable. Green's a good color on Christian. Those outfits were just gorgeous. As for dancing I wouldn't be able to pull it off since I have two right feet but the tunes were catchy. Color me shocked when Zainab said Christian's name. Wow this is real progress since it looks like she might be starting to accept her son as he is and now how she wants him to be.

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Enlighten Me On The Wonderful Shades Of Gray That I'm Missing

6/20/11 EastEnders

I feel bad for poor Mas since he's not invited to the wedding thanks to that creepy Yapness. How nice of him to use his daughter to help make it happen. I know I'd want to punch the guy but hopefully Mas won't make another move since that will just blow up in his face with everyone believing the worst. If only Nicole was around since she is pretty good at finding out things. Yeah if she was in this town she'd have Yapness on tape confessing to what really happened including having someone else beat him so he could blame it on Mas.

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Tearing Up The Rulebook

6/17/11 EastEnders

I wonder what Tiff whispered in Morgan's ear. He seemed pretty freaked by Ronnie. Yeah I'm guessing she wished she didn't let Jack talk her into going. At least Dot was there who didn't feel like she fit in either. Maybe Ronnie should consider the whole temporary insanity thing since she wasn't exactly sane at the time. She had just lost a baby although she did kind of know what was going on at the time. It's not like Ronnie is evil and at least she doesn't have a weird obsession with Tommy like Nicole does although it looks like Nicole might finally be giving that up.

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Every Queen Should Have Two Birthdays

6/16/11 EastEnders

Christian just isn't having a good week is he? The guy was kissing him not Christian. Color me kooky but I think he shouldn't have kissed him on the mouth when he was congratulating him on being engaged to Syed. So Syed decides to get to know the guy which makes Christian jealous. Would it be a dogfight if two gay guys got into a fight or would it be a catfight?

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