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Thin Gruel

9/2/10 Days Of Our Lives

Now isn't that a good look for Enormo? I could just look at that all day long. Oh yes the shooting was just delightful. But I have to admit that I was hoping for a bit more blood after all I thought head wounds are supposed to be pretty bloody. Also more blood means more likely to be dead and I mean really dead not this come back from the dead crap that so often happens in this town. I'm just glad that no one is home to discover the monster and call 911, Hopefully Mary and Harold went to that sleazy motel for a little naughty fun.


How ironic that Papa Scumera wanted to take a little boat ride. Is he sure that his wife would want to after her little adventure on that freighter? I don't think I'd ever want to step on a boat ever again if I was her. But they weren't able to go because Victor stepped in after all Papa Scumera screwed up some shipment or other. Oh yes Victor retaliated all right because he gave Rafe some tips on bringing down that bastard son of Papa Scumera's. God I hope he doesn't find him in time. I'm trying this positive thing so I'm thinking positive about Enormo being dead. He's dead. He's dead. Oh please let him be dead.

Sami shoots Enormo and did I mention how lovely that was? Um I thought there was something about four different being seen shooting him which means it is possible that she didn't do it although it certainly looked like she did along with dumping the gun into the river. Great move Sami. Well that's a step up from her first wedding day when she passed out after finding Franco dead on the floor which of course led to Kate setting her up by putting the gun in her hand. So she should totally get a freebie after all she nearly died for that and it was Lucas that killed Franco which happened to be self defense.


I just love Victor and Maggie. They are just too cute together. Maybe the both of them could have a web series. I know I'd love to see more of Victor. She comes over looking for Brady but she ends up staying. She tells him about her plans to take the cruise that she was planning to go on with Mickey. Wow I think that's the first time I've ever heard Victor use the word lovely. Aw he doesn't want her to do and he's not the only one since I don't want her to go either. He gets the call about the boat and she ends up following him to the pier. Damn it's a good thing no one saw Sami wandering around town with a gun in her hand that she made no attempt to hide.

Maggie's worried about Brady although I'm finding him hot. Okay I'm also hoping for him to take his shirt off too but that's just me being shallow again. Well I believe it is a hot guy's duty to remove his shirt on a regular basis It just sucks that Vivian's in the way because I really like these two together. It would be nice if Victor would finally get some happiness which hasn't happened as long as I've been watching since he's just been pining after Caroline for years and years. Vivian is just tacky since she should let poor Isabella who happens to be a redhead too rest in peace.

Oh my Vivian had a hole made in the sarcophagus so Maggie could be fed a gruel through a straw. So it looks like she isn't planning to kill her but to keep her in there for a while only to send her off to her cruise with no idea of where she'd been. Well it's just a good thing Vivian isn't the type to get off on bringing other women down. Nope that isn't her at all and I'm sure Gus agrees with that. She even had Gus hire a handwriting expert so fake letters could be sent so no one would suspect that poor Maggie was missing and trapped in a sarcophagus. Well she's getting better treatment than Carly did who was just buried alive while Vivian was rolling around on top of her.

Sure Vivian you're just too purple. I'm not sure what Gus meant by that. Am I being stupid again? Is this some weird minion logo that I just don't get? Damn I wish I had a minion so I could ask about purple which to me is just a color. She ends up getting caught by Brady who was going to see his Mom. He isn't a happy camper at all and I don't blame him since this is just so very tacky of Vivian. It isn't going to score points with Victor and it'll just upset Brady which won't make Victor happy either since he's worried about his grandson. She should be dumped inside that thing instead. Brady wants it gone.

Tweedle Dum met Brady at the Cheatin' Heart so she could tell him the news about being knocked up with Phillip's baby. Okay not the Phillip part which means this bay is his oh crap how is he related to the baby? Phillip's his Uncle so I guess that would be cousin. Well that's nice that she feels she's to blame for Brady getting hooked on coke. Okay I'll blame her too but that was just silly not wanting to drink her ginger ale or whatever because that would encourage Brady to drink. Please the boy has had no problem drinking lately but at least he has the sense to realize he needs to stay away from that bitch NicDemon. He even warns Tweedle Dum about her too and he has a point after all Daniel and NicDemon got pretty cozy while Tweedle Dum was out.

Sure she's a total bitch but I have to admit that I sort of felt bad for NicDemon when she was thinking about Sydney and how she used to read to her. She talked to Daniel about her miscarriage. Am I crazy or did I sense something? Tweedle Dum better watch it since I think her future with Daniel isn't going to last much longer because either Carly or hell even NicDemon might end up with him instead. Sure I'd prefer Carly with Bozo but hey he's going to end up back with his oh so sainted wife who isn't to blame for anything never mind she tried to set the man on fire. Daniel and Tweedle Dum go to bed and NicDemon hangs out in the living room.

NicDemon ends up calling Rafe which is just after Sami slips back into bed. He didn't wake up so he had no clue about Sami's little adventure. NicDemon's all wigged out because of course she has no idea that the monster that wants her dead is hopefully dying. Please have him be dying. Do you really want me to break up with you Days because I will if I have to? He hangs up on her but she calls him again because she didn't like the part where George mentioned charges maybe being filed. So she throws a glass which sends Daniel and Tweedle Dum out to the living room. She decides that some herbal tea would help and sends Daniel back to bed so the two girls can have some herbal tea. Sure I'm sure herbal tea is exactly what NicDemon needs.

Rafe thinks the phone woke Sami so he apologizes and notices that she's as white as a ghost. Okay I'll just have to take your word for that Rafe. She tells him that she had a nightmare. Um shooting the bastard is a bloody dream come true not a nightmare but of course she doesn't have the best track record when it comes to shooting people. Okay with Allan it was pretty awesome since he got shot in the groin which served him right after all he did rape her and get off. So of course the logical thing to do was to have sex with Rafe because that just makes sense after shooting and please have it be killing the thing you were going to rutabaga because you were jealous after seeing the man you love kissing someone else because he was trying to prove what a monster the British guy was. Yes that makes perfect sense and probably about as much sense as that last sentence. I blame the insomnia
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Step Up

8/31/10 EastEnders

Talk about a sucky birthday with your Dad in jail. Oh how nice he sent Jordan a card. That's sweet that he wants to protect Denise from that. Of course she's going to be upset since it isn't a girl's dream come true to marry a psycho killer. Ironically it was Jordan that made Ricky realize that he had to know for sure if Sam's baby was his or not. Come on people I'm up to my flipping eyeballs in babies? Enough with the babies already.

It can't be easy being married to Bianca since Ricky wasn't able to tell her that Sam's baby might be his. Well at least it happened before they got married so that should help matters a little right? Did he cheat on her or were they not together at the time? I've only been watching since the end of January so I missed that part. When he shows up at the hospital Minty's there and Peggy shows up too and voila someone else ends up going into labor which would be number two for me this week.

Pat ends up talking to Dot about Peggy. It didn't make Peggy all that happy but Dot does care about her. Sure she's supposed to not be one for gossip but she does know what it's like to have a junkie for a son. I wonder where Phil is. Is he still passed out somewhere? At least Pat isn't going to be kicked out? I'm still confused about why they don't have a washer and dryer. I guess not having one gives Dot something to do right?

Becca is just crazy. What is up with her saying that Stacey is hers. No she didn't talk Stacey into leaving Lily with Jean at all. She's just being really creepy and poor Jean can't do a damn thing about it. It's not like she can tell Stacey because she just might not believe her. Also since she's coming off her meds who knows what will happen. What does she have anyway? Is she manic? Bipolar? I just don't know what the hell Becca's doing. Is she in love with her? Well she did kind of get Bradley out of the way when she called the cops which led to Stacey and Bradley running and him getting dead.

Oh so that's Bobby. Don't know if I've even seen the kid before. Ian wants Jane to adopt him. When Denise finds out about that she thinks Jane has given up her plan to steal money from Ian. Nope she's just determined to get the money and the kid. The sad thing is that Ian seems to be trying but it seems to be a case of too little, too late. I do wonder if Denise will tell him what Jane's planned since she isn't on board with this plan.
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Strong For Me

9/2/10 Hollyoaks

Wow that was kind of bizarre hearing Rhys of all people giving Steph some good advice. He saw that Gilly was upset but Gilly wasn't in the mood to talk so he goes to Steph. She realized that it isn't easy for Gilly either. Yes she's dying which is horrible but he's losing someone he loves which isn't a picnic either. So they are now back together and plan on making the most of the time they have left. Nope no tears at all. I just got something in my eye. Ooh chocolate sounds good but I think I'll pass on the strawberry.

What's his name isn't home to help his wife Diane with her injection so Sinead gets stuck doing it instead. Sounds like maybe Sinead isn't too happy about the thought of having a little brother or sister or maybe she just didn't feel like giving her Stepmother an injection. I couldn't imagine wanting something so badly that I'd be willing to stick myself with needles on a regular basis but to each their own. At least I found out a name today although I'm fuzzy on who Dad is but I'm not surprised that he was playing soccer since you Brits just love that game.

Oh Ravi can't you see you're being played by Eva? She hit on him and now because of that she gets to stay. I do wonder how he's going to end up leaving since he's another one of the hell I've lost track of how many have left or will be going. I guess Eva will be able to keep the place when he leaves. But what will happen to Relish? Ash left and unless I'm mistaken I think he was the owner. I wouldn't mind Eva leaving since I don't like her. But I did enjoy seeing Ravi shirtless. I have no problem enjoying the view and I've already come to terms with going to Special Hell so I'm just going to enjoy the ride.

Now that was just odd seeing Cindy act like she isn't a gold digger. I was stunned when she gave India the ring that Alistair gave her. Of course that didn't last very long because Darren found out that if she signs the prenup and the dude dies she ends up with everything. It looks like she just might marry him after all it shouldn't be too hard to outlive the guy but of course she needs to divorce Tony first. The only good part about this would be Tony being off the hook. So far I think Alistair is stupid. So his grandkids get nothing. Well that's nice isn't it?
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Another Chance

9/2/10 The Bold And The Beautiful

Damn Owen had his shirt buttoned. I object to that since he shouldn't be buttoned up. If I'm not going to get him half naked I at least want his shirt undone. He went from being all cozy with Jackie when they were supposed to be having a meeting. I think Amber wouldn't have minded a turn. Hell I'm sure the line would be a long one after all this boy is hot. But of course he jumped at the chance to bring Amber's designs up to Bridget who decided to go up to Big Bear. Oh yes that's a brilliant idea. Oh joy Aggie had a weird thing on her head again and I just know what Nick was thinking when Owen offered to go to Big Bear.

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Deserve An Answer

9/1/10 One Life To Live

Oh come on pull the trigger already Blair. She should have just shot Eli instead of listening to him go on and on and on. Hell even I knew that he wasn't making sense when he tried to finger Ross. So did he go off on long trips while he was with Tea and Dani to marry women only to later kill them? He finally fessed up but he of course acted like all the victims were to blame. I do wonder if he was lying about his first wife a drunk that fell down the stairs. If he was such a good guy why wouldn't he just let the cops investigate and clear him since they'd be able to figure out that it was just an accident after all that is something that could happen. Hell I'm taken a little tumble down the stairs but I wasn't drunk and it was only a few steps but the laundry basket was to blame.

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Goes Straight To Hell

9/1/10 Days Of Our Lives

Well that didn't last long because she's back to being Socky. Yeah that was a really smart move not telling Rafe that Kate called since it always goes so well when you lie to the guy. So instead of telling Rafe that it was Kate warning her about Enormo's plan to steal the children she tells him it was Gollum oops I mean Caroline on the phone. So after having some medicinal brandy and when Rafe's asleep Socky goes off to the Scumera mansion. Yes that's just brilliant. He did suggest blackmailing him by threatening to play the CD for Johnny and Sydney since just the threat might cause him to back off. Yeah that's a good plan too Rafe.

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Life Is Just Plain Cruel

9/1/10 Hollyoaks

Once again I had to look up a strange word. I'm going to go on a limb and say the Connors or are they O'Connors would be the scousers. That would be the weird word. I certainly wouldn't know a scouser without someone pointing it out but that's probably because I'm not a Brit in case you haven't noticed. It did sound funny when Mom Scouser said Sinead.

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Handsome Is As Handsome Does

9/1/10 The Bold And The Beautiful

I did feel bad for poor Thorne since I'm sure he'll be headed back down to the basement. I do wonder why Eric didn't stick around. Oh yeah it's just Thorne so who cares what happens right? Boob even joked about making room for an office down in the basement for Liam. That is sad that Thorne who is a Forrester by blood gets royally screwed over. It was nice to see him two days in a row but I'm sure he'll be gone after this. That was sweet when he said he wanted to take Liam home with him and keep him.

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Bury The Hatchet

8/31/10 One Life To Live

There's more steam rooming in Llanview instead of LA these days. The Ford brothers went in this time and talked about burying the hatchet. Ford does want to work things out with James. Things were going pretty good until Nate showed up so Ford clammed up and didn't even want to check Nate's hand. He just wants to get to know his brothers and James did point out that it wasn't Nate's fault. Of course if Ford reaches out to his new little brother he'll have to realize that his Mom isn't the evil bitch who abandoned him since she was in a really bad sitch and the only thing she could be sure of was protecting the one kid.

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Drowning In My Sorrows

8/31/10 Days Of Our Lives

Wow for someone homicidal Enormo was pretty calm. Oh Lexie you're been hanging out with your evil brother too long. It is Anna and not Ana although the Brits pronounce it the way the single n name is pronounced. I'm just not sure he was saying should pay because Lexie hasn't done anything to pay for at least not for a long time since that whole baby switch crap that keeps getting recycled. Maybe he was talking to someone invisible after all Susan's as crazy as a loon. So Enormo has evil on one side and crazy on the other. Damn I wish Eileen would come back since she was just awesome playing all of those parts.

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