The Trick Is To Start Early
So I guess Ditzeee would be a soccer groupie. I know Theresa wouldn't mind some tips since that Riley is pretty darn cute. She seems to have forgotten that she's pregnant although there's no mistaking it. How odd that she's very pregnant while Tweedle Dum doesn't even look pregnant although she will in I think a day. Oh the wonder of the bump just appearing out of nowhere. Is she going to have a whoosh pregnancy? And Ditzeee left Michaela and Theresa with the bill even though Theresa just had grape juice.
Oh yes that was all kinds of fun having a meal with Cindy and Gabby along with the kids. Well if it is so bloody important to have a Dad around why doesn't Cindy go off and find Holly's Dad since Tony isn't the Dad. Annoying is such a little bitch. I don't like her at all and luckily her name starts with an A which made the rename pretty damn easy. I just want to slap Cindy who now shows interest in Tony now that someone else is interested and nothing has happened between the two. So far they are just friends even though there is definite sparkage. I wish she'd just go away because I wouldn't mind her leaving the village.
What in the world is Cheryl wearing? I love the girl but there aren't words to describe that outfit. She decided to get some goodies for Steph and Shifty suggested she do the charity thing for Steph. He's up to something. I get the feeling he might steal the money that's raised since he seems to be that kind of guy. Nope I don't like Shifty one bit and wonder what the deal is with him and Veronica. Am I the only one wondering what's going on? I don't think this is a case of the dummy American having something British go over my head.
Oh Bubble Head you're an idiot. Since Carl slept with Ditzeee before she gave him a pass on the cheating she's not going to go for the gardening shears. Jem looked more upset than Bubble Head did. Oh sure Ditzeee feels horrible. If she feels horrible just call me the Queen of England although I'm not English or a Queen for that matter. I probably wouldn't even qualify for a tiara although I wouldn't mind having one. At least Bubble Head admitted that she stole Carl in the first place and I don't see what the big deal is about this guy. I guess you Brits just love soccer so much that looks don't even matter because I kind of find him creepy looking.
Michaela ends up getting fired from her job so she's leaving. I just loved seeing Myra and hope like hell that this doesn't mean the end of the McQueen family with Michaela leaving. She's off to London to be with Zak. Hell a few others are there too since Kris is there along with Zoe and Jake but I'm not sure if Mike is although he did leave with Zoe. Myra thought it was a wig so she tugged at Michaela's hair. She'd already been doing some drinking with Jacqui so she helped herself to the bottle of the pink stuff. She ended up falling on the floor after Tony told her that they owed him thirty quid which I'm assuming is something like thirty bucks more or less.
Now I did end up falling like Myra did. My feet just slipped out from under me but I wasn't drunk. She claimed her neck hurt but for me it was my head since I hit my head on the floor. Damn that floor is just too hard. Stupid bathroom floor that's much too hard. She rushed home when Tony told them to leave and ended up searching for one of those collars to wear around her neck after all she did hurt herself when she fell. Yeah Myra I believe you. I'm just glad to see her since she's always a hoot.
