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Saturday's Ratings - Proof of the impending apocalypse

October 23rd 2006 01:30
In ratings news, these were the Top 10 Programs for Saturday October 21 (Source : Tribal Mind).

1. AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEO SHOW (9) 1,296,000
2. SEVEN NEWS - SATURDAY (7) 1,192,000
3. 2006 RUGBY LEAGUE TRI-NATIONS SERIES (9) 1,192,000
4. NATIONAL NINE NEWS - SATURDAY (9) 1,156,000
5. ABC NEWS- SATURDAY (ABC) 1,067,000
6. NEW TRICKS (ABC) 1,026,000
7. TEN NEWS AT FIVE - SATURDAY (10) 931,000
8. THE BILL (ABC) 862,000
9. GREAT COMEDY CLASSICS (7) 821,000*
10. THE LAST DETECTIVE (ABC) 759,00

Look, I now that Saturday is typically a bit of a slow night for television. However, when Australia’s Funniest Home Video Show is the top rating program of the night with almost 1.3 million viewers, then something is wrong. Something is seriously wrong, along the lines of the-apocalypse-is-coming sort of wrong.


I know there wasn’t much to choose from – news, rugby and British cop shows seem to be the stable Saturday night programming – but really, wouldn’t anything have been better than Funniest Home Videos? Couldn’t people have watched a DVD or read a book instead of catapulting that inane drivel into the number one spot? I don’t have much faith in Channel Nine anyway, but they’re never going to put on any good shows while these idiotic but cheap to make ones are watched by the populous. In fact, they’ll probably have Toni Pearon hosting National Nine News next in the hopes of beating Seven’s News offering. And they’ll probably add sound effects into the clips of human misery and natural disasters.

So Australia, no more Mr Nice Guy – prove to the world that we’re not a bunch of yobbos who revel in the opportunity to watch people falling over and injuring themselves. Let’s gain our dignity back, and maybe the programmers will start treating us with some respect.

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Comment by Ragin Cajun

October 23rd 2006 05:28
Wow, that list is just fugly. Didn't the networks show some decent movies last Saturday? (Or not, I forget.) Anyway, I agree with you. There are more choices on a Saturday night than Crap Show A or Crappier Show B. No wonder Nine keeps harping on about how they're still number one.

Comment by Big Cat

October 23rd 2006 08:47
What, no New Tricks review? I liked the previous series a lot and it was a natch for viewing, being in the 7:30 time slot vacated by Dr Who.

Disappointed in this the second one, however. I think it lacked enough of Terry, whose reactions and antics always bring me a smile - often outight chortling. Hoping to see more of him in the third.

The first episode last week was good, I thought. Showed the squad's boss lady heavy-handedly prejudicing a case, then saying sorry at the end to the man whom she had wrongly targetted as his wife' murderer. A bit of even handedness compared other shows' script-writing, more often making guys the heavy handed ones.

Comment by Nina

October 23rd 2006 09:14
Ragin Cajun: I have enough faith in Australian viewers that if something good were on, they would watch it. Now if only the networks would satisfy that...

Comment by Nina

October 23rd 2006 09:16
Big Cat: I'm afraid I didn't watch New Tricks this week , but I did catch last weeks episode. I found it quite enjoyable, and infused with a splash of humour that a lot of British cop shows lack. I may have to add it to my weekly viewing schedule.

Comment by Yolanda

October 23rd 2006 12:59
Eddie Maguire needs to get boned. Sacking a heap of staff in order to save money isn't exactly cutting well alongside the programming he's got going atm. I don't see the appeal of Funniest Home Videos, I'd rather Hi-5 be put on at that time for a better laugh than mindless home videos with cringeworthy presenting and voiceovers.

Comment by Nina

October 23rd 2006 23:44
Yolanda: I was hoping that the partial sale of PBL's interests in Nine would mean some changes to the channel, but considering Eddie will still be at the helm it seems unlikely. Nine seems to be going downhill fast - once upon a time it was guaranteed to win the weeks ratings, now it is no longer a given. They really need to get their act together with their programming, and stop thinking the answer lies in layoffs.

Comment by Yolanda

October 24th 2006 00:14
I find it an awful disappointment that people were sacked when they have been loyal to the company for so many years. Getting new talent in isn't working, chucking people in who have no idea what to do is an embarassment. I think they should change their motto very quickly cos they ain't The One out of all the networks!

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