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All's Well That Ends Groovy

11/23/10 One Life To Live

So the minion has a name. Well I knew he had a name but it just wasn't mentioned until now. Vamil? Or Vimil? Not sure about the spelling. He's certainly jumpy which makes me wonder if he changed the right results. Face it DNA results aren't exactly all that accurate in soapland. Maybe Matthew will figure it out since the wheels seem to be turning. It is funny that Clitnt thinks Rex is the gold digger when he's the one so desperate to keep his money that he refuses to acknowledge his own son and considers Brody one. I don't think he'd be saying that if he knew the guy slept with Nat while Jess was all stuck in the past.

Manicate just looks full on crazy. Even her hair looks crazy. Sadly it looks like John is totally blind to the crazy of this chick. Of course she's out to destroy Nat since she thinks this would be her chance to get John back after all she did keep the letter from him long enough for Nat to commit the eighth deadly sin. It would have been better to fess up sooner because I think they could have gotten past it after all there was no cheating although it would have been awkward with Jess and Nat since she did sleep with Brody but on John's side I think he could deal with that.

So Manicate's planning on giving that gift to John that has the test results inside. But of course who knows if they were right because that minion's pretty squirrelly. I wouldn't be surprised if he screwed up and changed Nat's results instead of Jess's after all they are both B names and with him changing the results for Rex he could have easily mixed up which test he was changing. But luckily someone beat up Cole so she ran off to the prison which gave Natalie a bit of a reprieve. John should listen to Roxy about Manicate but he just won't listen.

Oh poor Roxy felt all left out of the loop since Rex didn't go to her to fill her in on what happened. So she ends up giving Echo the boot from her hotel. Why do so many people live in hotels in this town? Is there a shortage on houses and apartments? Or do you have to be rich and have a house with a silly name? John doesn't strike me as a silly house naming type of guy. She has nothing to worry about since I don't see Rex ditching her. Who wouldn't want to have her as a Mom? She's pretty damn cool if you ask me.

Was it just me or did Echo's boobs look really huge? I couldn't keep my eyes off of them. So Echo and her boobs went to lunch along with Rex and Charlie. Oh that was all kinds of fun but at least no one wore a tie that chokes like Matthew did who is just turning all creepy. Come on what teenager enjoys wearing a suit? Bo is right to be worried about the kid. It just sucks that poor Charlie thinks he's the Dad when he's not. He doesn't deserve that and I wish Bo knew that Rex really is family although he already loves him like family.

Oh Gigi don't cut your hair again because you're going to run out of hair on your head. She's keeping quiet about Natale's test results. I think Natalie should go to another hospital to find out the truth since it looks like John really could be the father since I don't trust that squirrelly minion for a second. Now it looks like Brody might have fished out the burned up remains of the DNA test results that Natalie got.
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Brought This All On Yourself

11/22/10 One Life To Live

I wonder what crazy Manicate will do now that she can't see her granddaughter. Oh yes she's chock full of crazy. Todd did have a good point after all she's the one that gave the thumbs up on Hannah and she's supposed to know better. Maybe Hannah just woke up the crazy within. I have no idea since I haven't watched long enough to know her history aside form the scarred other Todd raping her although I do love this other Todd. Did that even make any sense? Well if you figured it out I suggest you have a cookie.

I do wonder about the minion who did change something but I wonder which sister he picked since Natalie's a B name too. So the real result could have been given to Jess while the fake one was given to Natalie. But I do wonder why Manicate didn't say anything when John brought her back from Dorian's because he stopped her from making a scene. Starr has no clue what she signed. Oh Todd that was very sneaky. Don't you just love how he got all comfy and took his shoes off while waiting for her to come back with John? What a cute little tush he has.

The minion just sucked but he was entertaining. I guess he isn't cut out for crime so I think Clint might have to interview for a better minion. He also changed Rex's paternity test so Charlie thinks he's the Daddy. Can we please stop this already? I'm up to my eyeballs in paternity tests. I can't seem to escape them since they are stalking me like that stupid commercial with crazy ass Carly talking about getting revenge on Dante for something she did. So he popped a pill but it was a sleeping pill which means Clint had to wait to find out what the minion did. He was caught by Manicate but she thought he worked there. I still wonder why she didn't say anything. I'm just waiting for the crazy to pop out. Maybe she'll do a Beth and steal the baby.

I just loved the look on Ford's face when Langston told him they weren't having sex. At first he thought they weren't ever going to have sex but she told him six months. Come on dude that isn't so bad and you do have your right hand to help tide you over until then. He did agree and maybe this will prove to Dorian and Blair that he really does care about her and wants to have a real relationship instead of a girl he just sleeps with and tosses away. Blair shouldn't say a word after all she's the one that married a serial killer so her judgement is iffy to say the least.

Brody and Jess are happy of course because he's the Daddy and maybe this is the one test with the real results after all that minion didn't seem too bright. It is very possible he switched Natalie's result instead of Jess's. It's not like Clint knew about Natalie not being sure about the father. Damn I just hate when this happens. Of course Natalie didn't tell Brody that he was the Daddy and hell I don't think he is because I bet the right guys knocked the girls up but thanks to Clint and his silly prone to migraines minion everything got all messed up.
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Revenge

11/19/10 One Life To Live

It is always a good idea to know what you're signing. Oh you're a sneaky boy Todd but I don't blame you since that Manicate is just nuts. Starr was tricked into signing some form that allowed Todd to get a restraining order but he said something about a trust fund. I was just seeing dollar signs and hoping that Todd would set me one up too. I could use some money. That would be very nice indeed. I really want to test the theory about money and happiness. That just might send her even more over the edge. I think Manicate was talking to the picture which is what Anna did but at least she wasn't dangerous crazy.

How nice that Manicate isn't even thinking about Jess and her baby. Yep she's broken alright. Was she always crazy? Sure Todd didn't help matters but maybe she's always been crazy and hanging out with Hannah just brought the crazy to the surface. She isn't thinking about Cole and how he'll feel if his crazy ass Mom goes to jail. I thought she was going to spill but it looks like she's going to wait until after the test results come out. Well isn't that nice that all three tests were done at the same time?

Damn it did no one hear me when I voted no on the whole changing the test results thing. I already had that shit over in Salem thanks to Caroline Brady so now Clint's minion possibly switched two of them since he has no idea about Natalie so she's probably the only one that's going to get the real results since Clint doesn't want Rex as a son and I'm sure he wants to make sure that Brody is the father. Who cares if something happens to the baby that would cause the truth to come out anyway?

Sorry sweetie you have a great voice and all but that song was just horrible. Yes I felt like jumping out the window but I resisted the urge after all it is on the first floor so that wouldn't do anything really. Oh goody Rex and Gigi made with the sex and regretted going out for Nachos. Couldn't they have ordered a pizza if they were hungry? They could have stayed in and had food that wasn't pickles and ice cream. Isn't that what he had? I think he might be pregnant even if he does have beer. And Blair tries hitting on Ford to show Langston that she can't trust him. Um I really don't think she has any place to say a word after all she's the one that married a serial killer. If getting back together with Ford is a mistake that's one that Langston needs to make. And it looks like she's going to have it be a sex free zone for Ford.

Oh Viki are you finally getting a clue? Clint ends up giving her the necklace which she gives back to Echo. Come on Viki think. Why would Echo make up some fake parents for Rex using a book written by Clint's Grand something or other? I do feel bad for Charlie because he really wants Rex to be his son since he sees this as a chance to do things right since it sounds like things weren't so good with his other son I think his name is Jarrod. is that it? Like the jewelry store? Or is it Jarrett like the British guy on The Bold And The Beautiful? A perk of not watching till today means I won't have to wait as long for the results.
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All Got Swabbed

11/18/10 One Life To Live

Wow that's just amazing Rex comes home from the hospital after everyone got swabbed while Kelly managed to get all the way to London. That's just impressive. Kelly calls Rex and while that's happening Cristian and Gigi magically arrive from Paris. Were they even gone a week? There were kiss confessions all around although in Rex's case it just slipped out along with the little steam room adventure. So it looks like the two are going to finally get it on since kissing other people made them realize they only want to be kissing along with other things with each other.

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Stay Buried

11/17/10 One Life To Live

It was another boring day in Llanview. I wonder how long it will take to get the results on all the paternity tests. Tis the season since there have been a lot of them since they've happened on every soap I watch. I wonder if Clint will change the results. Hell Rex was funny so he was the best part of this yawn worthy episode. He'd rather have the Prince Of Darkness as his Dad. Clint of course can't understand why Rex wouldn't want to be his kid. The only perks would be Nat being his sister and Bo his Uncle but hell even if he wasn't blood related to them doesn't make them less his family.

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Results Of My Paternity Test

11/16/10 One Life To Live

Manicate really needs to get a hobby. Maybe she could watch the knitting channel although that might not be a good idea since the needles are pretty sharp. I just got an image in my head of Manicate going after Natalie with the knitting needles. And now it looks like she's going to tell Jess what she thinks she knows. That's a really great friend isn't it. Yes the two slept together but there was no cheating going on. Obviously she isn't thinking after all I'm pretty sure that Jess is on bed rest for the rest of her pregnancy so why in the world would this stupid bitch tell her?

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Starr Beach

11/15/10 One Life To Live

Kelly was hilarious when she kept calling Joey. Oh sweetie stop the drunk dialing. At least she got a little sense after making a few calls to Joey and told Blair to keep the phone away from her unless of course Joey called. Now I'd love to see Joey's face when he hears those messages. Maybe he did like hearing them since he's coming back and hey I finally know how to pronounce that guy's name. I've always wondered so it's a good thing that pronouncing words isn't required when you're babbling since I might end up making a fool of myself some of the time. She certainly talked about getting naked a lot.

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I'm Drifty

11/12/10 One Life To Live

Sadly there was no shirtless Cristian which I wouldn't have minded one bit. That's me looking at the silver lining although it did seem very odd for him to say out of the blue let's have crazy French naked sex or whatever it was that he said? I wouldn't mind him shirtless since that's always a treat. But no crazy French sex for either one of them and they made the decision while drunk which is amazing because you'd think they'd just go for it after all he did get that great room. Why not take advantage of the hot tub at least? Also that would lead to him being shirtless. So I have a one track mind which you might have figured out unless this is your first time coming across my babble.

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Death Didn't Even Part Us

11/11/10 One Life To Live

I have to admit that I was a bit bored. Don't throw rocks at me. I'm glad that Tea and Todd are back together but I could have missed this episode and not really missed anything. Oh joy kissing people you shouldn't be kissing with Kelly kissing Rex while the drunk Gigi and Cristian kiss. Like I didn't see that coming.

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Invite The Whore In

11/10/10 One Life To Live

It just might take a while to get used to Eddie since I think Mitch and wonder where Dawson is but he's nothing like Mitch since he's all creepy and makes the skin crawl. Where's the rat poison/? The police in Dayton must be even dumber than those in Salem and they're pretty dumb. It's just nuts that this dude got out of jail and acted like everything was just hunky dory when it was clear with anyone that had eyes that James was just terrified of the guy.

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Like The Eighth Deadly Sin

11/9/10 One Life To Live

Well I certainly enjoy the steam room porn. I will never object to that so more chats in the steam room would be welcome. Hello boys. Shouldn't Rex be taking a cold shower and maybe Brody too since there's no way either one of them will be getting any for a while anyway. The two girls look ready to pop so why not have them pop them out early since that seems to be the theme in soap land. I will scream if someone else gets knocked up. Actually I should be screaming since someone else has. One soap seems to be baby free at least so far and I hope it stays that way since I'm tired of all the pregnant chicks and what's up with the slapping of them?

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Don't Keep Us In Suspense

11/8/10 One Life To Live

Well Mitch I mean Eddie is just all kinds of creepy isn't he? Good thing Dawson isn't around because he'd run screaming off like a little girl. I'm sure Inez will be thrilled to find out that he's in town. Damn how did this guy get off on whatever the charges were? I doubt it was jaywalking. Come on Ford boys there are two of you although Bobby's still recovering from the beating courtesy of Mr Black and Mr Blue.

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Keep Nagging At Me Like A Goat

11/5/10 One Life To Live

So it was Clint that set up the fake letters which means I was sort of right about him not wanting to know since he seems to think as much of Rex as he does David. Also he seems to have a problem with sharing the family fortune. But don't they have butt loads of cash? The guy just wants to know who his parents are although that was pretty sweet when Rex told Bo that he was his father because he is in every way that counts. And hell he's his Uncle although he doesn't know it. I'm not sure if Rex overheard the conversation or not.

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Something Else

11/4/10 One Life To Live

I'd rather have him shirtless but I'll enjoy John in a tank top. Why can't hot guys taking a shower be seen anymore? They are always done out of sight which sucks because I wouldn't mind a little shower porn. I guess I'll take what I can get but Natalie nearly got caught when she was talking to Brody on the phone about the paternity test. At least she's getting one so she'll know once and for all who the Daddy is. So instead of fessing up she mentions Jess and her one night of stupidity. I swear at this rate the whole town will know.

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