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Well things aren't looking good for David. I'm thinking there's no happy ending for him. Sure it started out okay with him telling that guy what he wanted after all you can't have a wedding day without Beluga. Viki even showed up and wanted to wish him well with Dorian. Wow Dorian didn't flip out when she saw them together but she was worried that he wouldn't show up and damn it that looks like that's what's going to happen.
Oh Darren why did you have to open your big mouth and bust your brother Theo. He's his brother right? Keep in mind that I only started watching when the Olympics were on and ended up getting a little behind which resulted in me watching again so it hasn't been that long really. So after calling off the double wedding and convincing Blair to run off with him he goes into David's cabana at least I think that's a cabana and he has a gun. Oh crap he's going to kill him or use him for a shield. He overheard Darren and Destiny talking about Theo the cop and how he was at the country club. This isn't good at all.
John is trying to convince the judge to give him the warrant while Kelly's working on Ford. Yes Ford stop smelling and show that you aren't such a bad guy after all. We can work on your issues with women later. So he does give a statement and John has the arrest warrant but damn it is he there in time? Theo's nowhere around and David's inside the cabana with the psycho killer guy but he doesn't seem to like to get messy when he kills. All of his other kills seem to be drug induced since that's the only thing I can think of because you can't just give someone a heart attack by looking at them. So I'm hoping John kicks the door in since that would be nice and damn it I don't want a dead David since that would be bad.
I don't know why Blair isn't wondering about Eli. He only wants to be gone for a day. Why just a day? His excuse was pretty lame saying that he didn't want to steal the spotlight. Okay that would be one thing if he pushed the wedding to another date but no he wants to get married just as planned only elsewhere. Why yes I am in the land of confusion. Is this where Ross shows up? And who is Sam? Is this the brother that never gets seen? That's the only thing I can come up with. Why wouldn't they be at Mom's wedding? Yes I'm stuck in the land of confusion.
Now if only someone could invent a slap or smack button so I can use it. Yes I'd be using it today and guess who would be my victim? Of course I'd smack around Eli a bit but no the target today would be Cole. Could he be a bigger idiot? Oh sure you're doing great threatening the guy when you're on parole or did you forget that little tidbit? Sure Todd got your ass out of jail but you could still get your ass thrown in if you start something with James. Sounds like James might be smart because he said he's going to sit back and watch Cole screw things up all by himself. Oh yes I'm sensing that Cole and Starr are going to be splitsville before the month is out or at the start of next month. Of course I could be wrong which I often am but I'm bound to be right about something at some point.
And if I was giving a Dummy Moment Award today it would go to Darren. When your brother is a cop and he's on a case you don't go around talking about it. You just don't say a word and don't start talking to your girlfriend about your brother the cop that's working on a case at your current location since the wrong person can overhear you and that would be bad. Was I the only one that didn't know Darren had a brother? Well I do have a good excuse of not having watched long. I always meant to because people showed up that I liked like Clive Robertson who was on after Sunset Beach and of course Michael Easton but just never got around to it. Hell I even missed Nathan Fillion on this show because he had already left and was on Desperate Housewives by the time I just by chance saw the opening with his handsome face.
At least Dorian doesn't have an ugly ass wedding dress like someone that lives in Salem. It doesn't seem very weddingish but it is summery. I'm just not sure why she has that weird matching hair thingie. It's not like she has a lot of hair to tie back in whatever the hell that thing is. What is that called? I don't know why she doesn't just wear her hair down and perhaps wear a headband or something on her head that I actually know the name for. But I guess she gets credit for it matching even though I have no idea what it is called. Am I the only one? Oh yes girls toast because this might the last time all of your are together at least alive. Poor Dorian might not be getting her wedding after all since it is kind of hard to do that when the groom to be is dead. I hope he isn't but damn it that's what it is looking like to me. I wonder if that means he'll go back on Desperate Housewives.
