Too Late
I'm not sure who gets the award for most dumb Dorian or Blair. I guess they both get it because they were both very dumb. Come on Dorian should have been more suspicious about Clint who pretty much said word for word what was in the letter. Sure he claims he talked to Viki but even if he did why would she tell him word for word what the letter said? I doubt she'd even be able to do it and there's no reason to so that should have been a clue that Clint was up to something. I'd keep the ring but of course Dorian's rich so it's not like she needs the money after all she lives in a house that has a name so money doesn't seem to be an issue. It was pretty obvious that Clint was enjoying seeing Dorian so miserable. Too bad her lookalike Hecuba isn't around to give him a good scare.
I guess you can't get good servants in this town with Gilda letting Clint in. At least he was let in since so often people just barge into other peoples houses like Stephanie always coming into Brooke and Boob's place. It sounds like she keeps the doors locked which you should but she should fire this chick. If Clint likes her so much maybe he could hire her. I'm sure he has a house with a stupid name too. It must be nice to be so rich that you have a house that you name. I guess that's a rich thing of course it probably helps to have a house to name. Can you name a basement? I guess you could but that would be pretty lame. Um let's see what to call the basement. The Dungeon or perhaps the Lameo Lair? She should just stay in bed and think about Clint and maybe piece things together although I'm hoping that with David gone that his lookalike will show up again on Wisteria Lane since I love Bob and Lee.
That was a little harsh saying that Matt's going to the dark side. The kid has his heart broken so he treated the other guy like crap. Come on there are worse things he could have done so I don't think he's gone all dark side since it's not like he's started drinking demon blood or something. He just needs time and who knows maybe when it doesn't hurt so much he might even become friends with Nate but right now that isn't going to happen since that's the guy that took Dani away from him so have a little compassion for him. But she did have a point about his relatives because Clint is just full on crazy. I do wonder what he's going to talk to Matt about. So crazy that a guy as great as Bo ended up with this loon for a brother. I don't remember Clint being that crazy before but it was another Clint and it's not like I watched for long really,
John telling Kelly not to touch anything is a surefire way to have her touch. I think he should have put Kelly somewhere else since I knew she was going to look at the file that was brought in but at least she sent Rex off who was too stupid to realize that she was up to no good. She ends up calling the number and Blair answers so she ends up telling all. I guess Kelly could be included in being stupid but that seems to be her usual state doing dumb things but her heart's in the right place since she was trying to save her cousin from a killer. But she was too late since Blair finally said I do even though it looked like she might not say it.
Nope I think Blair was the bigger dummy because she seemed to have a moment of doubt and come on after hearing that toast from Ross that should have been another red flag after all Ross did wink at Eli when he said as long as she shall live since it is pretty obvious that the brothers are planning something but the what is still a bit fuzzy. And she had to prove just how dumb she is by confronting Eli about his other identities and wives. She told him that Olivia Thompson called. Yeah that's really smart to confront the killer when you don't have a weapon. Maybe she should have looked around for that gun first so you could shoot him. While this was going on Ross gets arrested by the cops who were sent to the house because John figured out that Ross was alive after all the body was never found. He pretends to be Eli so I'm guessing there was no description about the guy or his height. So she's screwed big time unless she finds a weapon quick. And now John and the others think Eli's been arrested when it was Ross pretending to be his taller brother.
At least someone was having a good day. First Cristian who really needs an h in his name gets a letter saying he's gotten a grant along with a studio for his art because Layla filled out a grant application. Next another delivery and it wasn't the invitations because the box was too big. It turns out to be a wedding dress and not just any wedding dress either since it was the sketch Layla made and Stefan her favorite designer made it. Of course that made me wonder if it was Stefan Salvatore but I kind of doubt it. So even though they were still expecting another delivery which would be the invitation samples the two decided to get all naked in front of the wedding dress. He goes to take a shower while she calls Adrianna and hello there's more news because Stefan really loved the design and wants to hire her but there's one problem with that because she'd have to move to Paris. Uh oh!
Todd didn't believe Greg at all and he shouldn't. There's the red flag of the guy not wanting them to go into the room where Tea wasn't. Why does it matter if they go in the room or not after all Tea isn't in there? Dani of course is devastated since she believes Greg and Shaun's trying to comfort her and Todd doesn't believe Greg. Sure showing a death certificate proves Tea died. Hell I'm sure one could be made out with my name but that wouldn't make me dead. So he demands to see the body and it looked like he was going to kill Greg but Shaun stepped in so Todd accused him of being in on it. The two brothers leave the room and Todd hugs Dani.
I'm pretty sure that even if someone wanted to be cremated they wouldn't be cremated the second they died so Greg is up to something and it looks like Shaun suspects something too. None of this makes any sense to me at all. I don't think she's dead. He probably hid her somewhere. I just wonder how involved Greg is with Eli or if Eli has something on Greg so he's forcing him to carry out whatever the hell this plan is. It just doesn't make sense. What does it matter if Tea dies alone or with her family? She's dying supposedly so that shouldn't make a difference. I only know that's something going on and Greg's up to his ass in it. I would think the family would make the decision to cremate the body and be given the chance to say goodbye first. Am I the only one confused? Maybe I am but that could have to do with me only having watched for months instead of years.
