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Stop Being A Drama Queen

7/8/11 Hollyoaks

Oops Carmel didn't realize that she was talking out loud when she told Father Hunk that she wanted to see him naked. Maybe it's because I'm not British but it sounded like he was telling Carmel that she didn't really want to see him naked. So does that mean she wants to see God naked instead? He mentioned falling for someone himself before he took his vows. Anyone else rooting for a defrocking or is that just me? It wouldn't be the first time that's happened on a soap although I don't know if it has happened in the British version of soap land but it did on Santa Barbara and Sunset Beach.

Okay Mitzeee is officially insane. She burned the money. What the hell? I guess it was dirty but she could have just put it in the washing machine to clean it. She later ends up cutting up Warren's clothes after he rips her stuff. Seriously she spent $300 on that thing? That's just nuts but I have no clue what it's like to have that kind of cash. She packs her stuff and leaves. Her leaving was spoiled by her heel breaking. See you should wear sneakers instead since heels are evil.

Sinead uses the library as an excuse to slip away for some Bart time. Oops that just blew up in her face. Instead Diane gets Sinead a tutor for the whole summer. Oh that's all kinds of fun. I do wonder if they'll ever find out about Finn's baby. That was just dropped but this isn't the only soap that's dropped something only to never mention it ever again.

I didn't think Cindy would hire Jacqui. She was such a bitch when she mentioned Gilly. She doesn't seem to realize that getting off doesn't mean the person isn't guilty of the crime they've been accused of. I am a bit disappointed that Jacqui wasn't able to punch Cindy since she totally deserved it. But Jacqui did get a job at The Dog which is something. Carl seemed genuinely concerned about her once he got past the hey you're just here to blackmail me crap.

I think Father Hunk might be scared off by Carmel's quest to do things with her new mentor. I don't think he'll be any more happy about it than Theresa and Myra were when they were roped into her crazy ideas. I'm just not sure why they were in the hot tub. Maybe Carmel was testing herself with the hot priest and trying not to have naughty thoughts about him while he was there and half naked. Where was I? Oh well I guess I'm done now.

La Casa De Al Lado babble is up. I also blogged about the latest episode of California Heaven. Debating on whether or not to blog about Big Brother. I have to watch it first but thanks to Twitter I already found out about someone leaving which has me confused since they just went into the house last night.
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I Nearly Kissed A Priest

7/7/11 Hollyoaks

Cindy seems to think she's a priest all of a sudden. I guess she just wants to hear Carmel going on about her lusting after a hot priest. I'm pretty sure that was his ass that spooked her. I had to rewind a few times because I thought she was going on about hand jobs but I'm thinking she said she deserved the hard jobs and she wasn't the only McQueen that was in a cleaning mood. Hey girls if you want to clean come by my basement and go nuts.

I just wonder if Carmel will be able to massage the hot priest. He's shirtless which is very nice. There really should be a rule about who can and can't be a priest. Sure I'm being totally shallow but the hot guys shouldn't be allowed or maybe they could be a type of priest that can get married. She just needs to stop thinking about what she wants to do to him and have a piece of chocolate instead.

Ouch that had to hurt. Cheryl was so busy on the phone that she wasn't watching where she was going so her coffee went all over Rhys. Why didn't he take his shirt off? Yes I'm on that one track and I don't plan on coming off of it anytime soon or ever for that matter as long as there are cute buys afoot. She offers him an apologetic tea or an ass kicking. I think she could totally take him. It was funny seeing him in Warren's sweater that he was just swimming in. It would have been funny if he was wearing something of Cheryl's.

Cheryl does give Rhys some good advice. At least she was being good about it even though she's on Team Gilly. She at least admitted that Jacqui was traumatized by what happened even though she doesn't think Jacqui was raped. She didn't see Gilly. Just because you get off doesn't make you innocent. Okay it does in the eyes of the law but that doesn't mean he didn't rape her and I say he did.

Rhys goes home with some herbal tea. It amuses me when a Brit says herbal since you pronounce the h while we really don't. We pretty much ignore the h so it sounds odd to me but of course I'm not British so I don't really heard it said that way. Actually it isn't a word that I hear often now that I think about it. Cheryl did tell him that he'd have to keep banging through those walls and I think he made some progress. I am confused about what a traffic warden is. Is that a British crossing guard? My British isn't fluent.

Warren and Brendan are funny. They actually had a conversation where they were talking about moisturizing. Warren wanted to know if Brendan did. Mitzeee told Warren that he should. And at the end Brendan was shown moisturizing which was pretty funny. While Brendan was doing that Warren was meeting Mitzeee since she's the one that had the money. So Dodger's off the hook. I was thinking the same thing as Warren when she threatened to burn the money. Sure I'm used to long dead presidents on my money but that's just nuts to burn money or to even threaten to do it.

I might be doing a post about La Casa De Al Lado if I'm able to squeeze it in. But there are plenty of other posts to read if I don't get around to it later on this evening. It always helps to watch something before blogging about it. So click on the above link to go to the other blog.
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See What You're Made Of

7/6/11 Hollyoaks

I think Myra just wanted cute guys around to look at. I'm not sure what Riley said to Rhys. Damn the dreaded accent causing confusion for this silly American. I'm just not sure what flat packs are. Can someone translate that into American? Call me crazy but it almost seemed like Riley was asking Rhys how he managed to have sex with Myra? See how confused I am? I think Rhys deliberately fumbled on putting whatever that thing was so he wouldn't have to do anything else while Riley's stuck doing everything.

Ecaudate wants to nail Warren so he tries to get Mitzeee to turn on him. Good luck dude. I don't think you're going to have any more luck than the cops in Salem who have been trying to bring down the Scumeras for years. Also he's not as smart as the guys in Salem which isn't saying much since they are morons. Oh how nice Warren wonders where she is. I guess the police station never entered his mind. He really needs a minion. Don't they have minions across the pond?

Oh Carmel just give in already. It wouldn't be the first time a McQueen got all hot and heavy with a hot priest. I think she needs to call John Paul for some tips after all he had a hot priest of his own. But I think it might be more of a challenge for Carmel. I guess she better start praying after that oops moment when she tried kissing Father Hunk in the hot tub. Are you really allowed to wear a bikini when you're a nun in training?

It turns out that Diana isn't so dumb after all. She recognized the phone bill which didn't sound too bad not that I really know about phone bills. Anyhoo she ends up grounding Sinead and there was a funny moment when Diana asked if Sinead's new friend Isabelle was a lesbian after all she was hiding a hickey on her neck. She later catches Sinead on the phone and again when Sinead tries sneaking out. She really does suck at the whole sneaking out thing doesn't she?

I wonder who took the money. Dodger also has the combo to the safe so he could have taken it. Mitzeee not so much since she was arrested and I'm assuming she told Ecaudate where she got the money. So he goes over there and thinks he's got Warren when he spots the safe and asks for Warren to open it. Instead he finds nothing inside. Now Warren thinks that Brendan took the money and he's denying it of course. It could be Dodger.

Another headache diary entry is up along with the babble about the latest episode of California Heaven. I might go and tackle Pretty Little Liars. Not sure how long that will take to babble about but I'll see what I can do. Just click on the above link to go to that blog.
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Idle Hands And All That

7/5/11 Hollyoaks

I can't help but think of John Paul when I see the hot priest. Wouldn't it be funny of Father Francis asked people to call him Kris. Damn I miss Kris. Anyhoo Carmel's trying to resist temptation so she's praying but she's eating the chocolate. Are nuns not allowed to eat chocolate? Talk about a nightmare. I know I couldn't survive without chocolate and I'd be even grumpier than I usually am

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I'm Fully Certifiable

7/4/11 Hollyoaks

Wow I didn't think that hot guy would turn out to be a priest. Is history going to repeat itself with the McQueen and the hot priest? Shouldn't there be a rule about hot guys not being allowed to be priests? Am I going to hell for saying that? Oh well I'm already going to Special Hell so I guess it really doesn't matter. The guy was asking about the seven deadly sins since Cindy decided to use it as some promotion and Carmel thought he was a perv so she started beating him with the towel and told him to leave.

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Amazing Isn't It?

7/1/111 Hollyoaks

I think the amazing part is the whole Mercedes being pregnant. I really don't feel like doing another who's the daddy crap even if everyone has a British accent. That doesn't help make it any better. She needs to find out how far along she is so she can attempt to figure out who the father is. On the bright side this is a British soap so it will probably get resolved a lot faster than I'm used to. Oh goody I need another one like I need a hole in the head. Actually a hole in the head might be a good thing since it could release the headaches.

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My Life Is A Mess

6/30/11 Hollyoaks

I just want to hurl. Come on has no one heard me bitching about all the babies in soap land? Now Mercedes's fake baby is a real baby that just turns up just in time during the ultrasound. Anyone else disappointed? Hell Mercedes was confessing since she didn't take Myra's wonderful advice which was to pull a runner. I'm not sure how they'd do that at the hospital. So there's a baby and damn it to hell now there's going to be a crappy time of wondering who the father is. I just did this on B&B and don't want to do it again.

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Keeping Your Lips In Shape For Anyone In Particular

6/29/11 Hollyoaks

See I was right about heels being evil. Well this is a perfect setup for faking a miscarriage since Mercedes went ass over teakettle or whatever they say when Riley asked her to go onstage and she slipped because of the evil heels. What did he win anyway? Best kicker of a soccer ball? I know you Brits love the game but me not so much. Well my nieces played it.

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The Baby Lie Ends Today

6/28/11 Hollyoaks

At least Ste knows that Lientary is absolutely insane. It was sweet of him to try with Lientary but he just made things worse. Jamil is an absolute moron but of course the guy doesn't even realize that he's being used. He remains clueless and how no idea that the crazy bitch threw herself down the stairs.

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Painting Me As Some Loony Tunes Monster Woman

6/27/11 Hollyoaks

Ecaudate is such a moron. Yeah this is reminding me of a British version of Boob, Boobess, and Brooke sort of. It serves him right having to watch the same movie twice. Since I was in the alterna world where everything's backwards I didn't bother to read the texts although they probably would have gone over my head anyway even if I could since I don't really speak text. Yep I write in those wacky things called words. Imagine that and I use that spell checking option.

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Being A Scheming Skank Helps Sometimes

6/24/11 Hollyoaks

Well Sinead survived and went home while Esther and Rectaglia snuck home. That was pretty smart since they didn't get in trouble. Diana or is it Diane thought Sinead just spent the week with Bart. So of course Sinead ends up sneaking out to see Bart.

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She's A Total Froot Loop

6/23/11 Hollyoaks

I'm having deja vu and I still have no clue what Abersoch is. Is that where Bart and the others are? Well I'm not in England in case you haven't noticed although the blog seems to think I am since it shows the wrong time. I guess this is a lesson telling you not to drink and swim. Also it probably isn't good to pass out on the beach either after all you could end up with a wicked sunburn and that can even happen in England too.

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Sounds A Bit Melodramatic

6/22/11 Hollyoaks

I wonder how long it will take Jamil to clue in on how he's being used. Yeah Lientary's whacked all right. I guess that's also British for tired at least that's what it seemed like since she went off to bed and yawned. See I'm not a total idiot since I can pick up on some British stuff while this Abersoch thing just continues to elude me.

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Bottom Burps

6/21/11 Hollyoaks

Lee brought up a perfect example of why the smooshed together names are lame. He wanted to call him and Amy Lamy. See how horrible that is? Maybe I'm just an oddball but I just don't get it. They each have three letters in their names. What is so hard about six letters? Also there's the part where most of them just go over my head or require me to think like when I hear Bridge since that makes me think of that thing you cross.

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