Student Again
Well I was close since it turned out that Steph was married to Lee at one point who has come back to be a student again. He's pretty strange. I thought he was going to have a stroke over those damn plates. Are they special plates? Ironically he's the one that ended up breaking them. They didn't seem all that great to me. I hope they wash them before eating again since I'm sure Jem has cooties. He might actually have a stroke if he found out that Leanne kissed Doug before getting into bed with him.
Yes I'm odd which you might know if you've read my babble and haven't run away in fright which means I might think of weird and random things like Kevin. He claims he's an alien so why does he have a British accent? Why doesn't he have a wherever the hell he's from kind of accent not that I'd know what that accent sounds like? Maybe aliens have British accents. Nice to see Elliot since it's been a while but I thought he was leaving too.
I wonder if Jamil is a drug dealer after all he's working with Shifty who is one himself so it isn't such a leap. Ste even looked through Carmel's shoes to check for drugs. I'm sure the guy has removed the drugs that they brought back. I would think it would be a good idea to get a college student to sell them but the dude won't even take a drink so who knows what's going on with the guy.
Poor Darren got the boot from the dorm. Why would he want to live there anyway? Maybe Kevin really isn't signed up for classes after all if he's an alien I'm thinking the guy has no money at least not British money to pay for classes. At least Charlotte's got a place since she's moving in with India and Tex at Nancy's place but I'm not sure where Nancy is. It's been a while since she's been seen so I'm wondering if she's going to be leaving too. Damn at this rate no one will be left that's been on since I've started watching which wasn't all that long ago.
Of course they wanted to keep Doug since he had his special toaster. How about an exchange program where Doug's sent to Salem and Enormo's sent to Hollyoaks. Maybe I'll like him in a different setting or maybe he could die on the trip since he's currently on life support but I'm trying to stay positive in wanting him to be dead. Nah on second thought that really wouldn't solve the problem since I'd still have to see blinky in all his blinky evil.
But Enormo would be away from Sami which would be good. Why not have an American after all there are soaps I watch that have a Brit on them? There seems to be a limit on how many are allowed on. I'd rather have Charles on instead of James and his stupid blinking eyes but no one bothers to listen to me. Doug certainly didn't mind getting kissed by Leanne even though they were talking about her like she was a eighty year old when it was Lee that was acting very odd flipping out over the plates. Okay I get not wanting to throw food since that's dumb but dude don't go mental over some plates especially when you're the idiot that ended up breaking one of them.
I think Carmel might need to go to a psychic that isn't Leanne to talk some sense into her. I wonder if she knows that Shifty's married. At least he pulled back when she tried kissing him. What is the girl thinking? Come on him? Of all people him? Sure Cheryl has a massive blind spot when it comes to her brother but I don't think she'd be too happy about this. Or maybe she would be. Who knows since she can't see how utterly sleazy her brother really is. It hasn't been that long since Calvin was killed although she does know the truth about what he did so she can't be feeling too warm and fuzzy about the guy. So much for Lee and his job at Evissa. Oh he's a beauty therapist. Well isn't that nice? I have no idea what that is. Translation please.
