Words Are Cheap
I do wonder if Cindy will actually marry Alistair because I'm noticing something about someone's belly not to mention looser clothes and the ginormous purse. They never work but it is amusing to see since I'm thinking someone has been knocked up. It should be funny with the McQueens planning the wedding unless Cindy wants to lose out on her chance to get all of Alistair's wedding. Hee Jacqui asked her about polyester. I think the only way India and Tex would be in the wedding would be if Grandpa got them a real place to live instead of in a B&B. Um there isn't one in Hollyoaks is there? This isn't Harmony and there's no Grace Bennett around.
Myra's wearing a shirt that says I carried a watermelon. I kind of wish they would show the DVD of Alistair getting saved by Myra. I wonder what his reaction would be. Once again he's wearing pink so I can't help but think about the Brit that I hate that's currently gods willing dying in Salem right about now. He ends up using Eva as a way to make Cindy jealous. She tells him that she wants to marry him after Darren points out that she gets everything if he dies because if they get divorced she gets nada. So Myra calls up Theresa so they can get the DVD that has the footage from that day when Myra saved Alistair.
Well I just feel like an idiot but it could be the accents since I didn't connect Sinead and the O'Connor until it was mentioned but that could have something to do with being fuzzy on what the last name is. So far I'm not really liking this new family. Sinead was being a bitch because what's her face flipped out about the shots. Well don't they screw with your hormones? But she really stuck her foot in it when she tried to explain to Finn that she wanted a baby of her own. Maybe she should have bought some hot fudge and some whipped cream to go with the ice cream to go along with the apology.
I am looking forward to Jacqui and Rhys finding out that they've been talking to each other online. I've never thought about these two as a potential couple but who knows since stranger things have happened. Norma and Edna would fall into the strange category but I did enjoy this crazy couple although I'm kind of disappointed that they didn't show the wedding only the outfits they wore to it. I think Norma was dressed like a lion tamer or was that just some weird dream I had? Well it won't be boring that's for sure.
I'm not liking Shifty at all. Now it looks like he's going to be buddies with Ste. Oh Ste don't go back to the dark side. I do wonder what that package was. I guess parcel is more of a British word since I don't use it and it just sounds odd to me. He said something about treats I think so I'm wondering if he deals drugs since there would be a lot in that package. So bizarre to think of Shifty as a Father. I do wonder what they are going to do about Ste being a Dad with Amy taking off with the kids I'm guessing although I don't know about that part. It is getting to the point where there are very few people left that have been around since I've started watching this show.
What is up with Tex and Nancy? Did I miss something? Nancy's being nice so she should just stop bitching about Nancy? Kris is gone so he's out of the way and I'm fuzzy on Elliot but I think he's going to be another one saying farewell to Hollyoaks. I wonder if he's already gone. The last time I saw him was when he met that weird guy Kevin that thinks he's an alien and wants to phone home. Is this going to be deja vu Steve and Kayla all over again since they left Salem without an actual goodbye. They were just gone and someone mentioned them being gone. Oh sure India your sister would never sleep with Trent? Where's my crown I've just been named Queen of England?
