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The Only Lessons We Truly Learn Are Through Our Mistakes

10/29/10 Hollyoaks Later

Oh crap I think I'm liking Ditzeee now. Does that mean I have to stop calling her Ditzeee? I started liking Boob and still call him that. Hell I'm the one doing the renaming so it is up to me so I guess Ditzeee it remains unless I slip and use an M instead of a D which could happen. You never know with me. It isn't such a good idea to get into a cat fight with someone that's very pregnant. Please don't name the baby Gaga. That would just be awful. That has to be one of the silliest words in the world. Who decides hey I think I'm going to name myself Gaga?

I do wonder if Carmel's going to go to the police like she said she would. Theresa was going to give the baby away and felt guilty when she was in the ambulance since she thought she was being punished for almost getting an abortion. Maybe Carmel won't do it for the baby's sake or maybe Theresa will let Carmel have the baby since in a perfect world that baby should have been her's instead of Theresa's. That Logan guy is really sweet and pretty cute. What a relief that he isn't a stupid soccer player since they seem to be crazy.

Nathan is like a crazier version of TC going after Riley to get payback for his brother's career being ruined. I'm still confused about why Carl broke his leg in the first place if he didn't do anything wrong. Was it simply that he was Jem's boyfriend that sent him into a rage? I think someone needs to go to an anger management class. But Nathan won't be going since he's all dead. Talk about payback being a bitch with him all impaled and in a vat of I think that's oil. Why were those stake thingies in there anyway? It was like the middle of nowhere and now Liam's life is really ruined since his ass got arrested.

Carl is such an ass that I really need to look into renaming him. Sure Nathan was horrible but Riley and Seth were showing that they were the better men by trying to help Nathan when he was dangling from the edge. Was Carl proud that his son pushed this goon off the side of a building? He should be proud that they tried to help get him back onto the roof but of course he's the stupid asshole that broke this guy's leg because soccer players seem to be all insane.

It seems like Hollyoaks is the place to go if you're psycho and a lesbian. Can't there be a nice one around? How's Charlotte doing? She goes to see how Bart's doing after all anyone that stabs a person is probably going to want to know how they're doing and more importantly find out if they remembered what happened. She let Bart think it was Jason that stabbed him so she continues to be a total bitch. Is it the ginger hair? And why do you call it ginger anyway? I'm pretty sure ginger is a brownish color so I don't get why people call redheads ginger in England.

Jasmine shows up and Bart who actually seems to not remember what happened which is deja vu all over again after all Enormo said the same thing but in this case I think he was telling the truth. He figures out Jasmine's little secret. Well it's not like she was doing that much to hide her identity. Sure she taped down her boobs but she just put a hat on her head to cover the hair so Bart of course was blown away by that. That doesn't mean he's going to tell anyone but who knows since he just needs to process this. It can't be easy finding out that the girl you've been dating feels like she was put in the wrong body and should be a boy instead of a girl.

It looked like Mercedes wanted to get infected so she could stay with Mal. I'm not sure if she thought that once she was infected that her tendency to cheat would go away or what. I have no idea what she was thinking. The guy was trying to move on and it hit me that they are like a British and Irish version of Brady and NicDemon on Days. In both cases the girl is just bad for the guy but they just can't keep away like the girl's some kind of drug. But Lynsey shows up and Mercedes is forced to admit that she was lying about being HIV Positive. He asks Lynsey to go and Mal gets really pissed off.

It's about time he shows some emotion instead of sitting back and doing nothing not that I think a guy should hit a girl but at least he's reacting which is more than he did before. He ends up hitting her. Maybe now he can finally get this bitch out of his system. But of course Mercedes being Mercedes just might get him charged with assault after all he did hit her. Too bad it wasn't Lynsey instead but somehow I doubt that she'd be able to pull it off.
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Scared That This Is What I Am

10/28/10 Hollyoaks Later

Wow it seems like there's more to Ditzeee than her ditzy status. Looks like she might be hiding a brain under that shallow exterior. Oh crap this means I kind of like her and might end up giving her her name back. That has happened before but sometimes the person gets their name taken away, Well in the case of Boob I just ended up liking calling him Boob so I went back to it. Looks like she just might go to the hospital too instead of going off with that soccer player who took care of his wife and seemed up for a little threeway action. Of course Mushroom Head will go with him and she really should lose the wig.

But I have to admit that it was pretty awesome when Nancy spewed all over Ditzeee. She didn't want to believe that she was about to be gang raped by the badly named Dean and the rest of his goons. I guess these soccer players think they are Gods or something but I'm not impressed. Shame on him for having that name. Maybe Dean Winchester should show up and kick their asses. Oops Ditzeee got fooled because she didn't delete Nancy's story. Hopefully she'll look this guy up and find out what's what before doing the story since there's more to Ditzeee than her silly quest to marry a soccer player.

So Logan's a cop. Hopefully Theresa won't mention having killed someone since that could get a bit awkward. I had a feeling she'd end up going into labor at any time now. Still have a million to go on the baby front. Okay not a million but it seems that way with twins on one show and another one that happens to be Ditzeee's American cousin. Well they do kind of look alike but it's not like anyone will mention whether they agree with me or not. It isn't a good day to be a McQueen since two of them end up at the hospital.

Since Cheryl did mention that Mercedes would have no problem about lying she decides to look at Mercedes medical record and finds out that the bitch was lying. Color me not surprised. I don't think that even she would find that out and sleep with some random guy with no protection. Needed in the theater? Um Lynsey's a nurse right? Is this another kooky British word. So what do you call the theater if you call I'm guessing the operating room a theater? So a night out at the theater would mean a night at the hospital if you happen to be British?

Bart wants to find Jason even though Fern got what she deserved so he ends up at Anita's because he thought they were friends. Talk about awkward with Jasmine there. Good thing she wasn't dressed up as Jason at the time. Determined to see him Jasmine dresses up like Jason and meets him but it turns out to be a setup with Fern shows up with a bunch of girls and Bart walks away. But he comes back just as Fern's about to reveal that Jason's really a girl. He tackles Fern and she ends up stabbing him so they take off. Jasmine of course feels horrible because she feels like she's to blame for the whole mess but luckily Mal and Mercedes were nearby and heard the cry for help. After saying she loves him she takes off after all she's in the Jason outfit.

Damn that Nathan dude is a total psycho. I'm not sure if he should be a football player or go on that show Smackdown. I wonder if you have something like that in England. He's a big guy but of course you'd have to start playing football over there and stop worshiping soccer. Is it so appealing because you don't have to be big to play after all you're just kicking a round ball around where you're not allowed to use your hands unless you're the goalie. Yes I learned that from watching Medium when Bridget was playing. He's even crazier than TC who was living through his daughter because his tennis career was brought to a grinding halt thanks to a car accident.

I'm just not sure why Nathan seemed more into the revenge thing than Liam did. Sure in his case you can kind of understand after all his career was ruined but what's up with big brother? Did he like getting Liam's leftover groupies? I'm sure that being the brother of a soccer player would get him the ladies although I wonder about anyone that likes this guy since he's a psycho but I guess someone would have to ask what's her name. I want to call her Samantha but I'm not sure if that's her name since I'm having accent confusion. It did look like she was calling the cops when she finally made her escape. At least she helped Carl and his sons get away. It's clear that she's terrified of Nathan and who wouldn't be? He'd eat Nathan Horton for breakfast.

Seth and Riley end up tied up in the basement or whatever you call the basement in England. Carl gets the fun noose treatment since he's hanging but there's a box or something under him. Nathan wants the two brothers to fight so as you Brits say Riley wound up Seth so he'd beat the crap out of him because he wasn't going to beat up his little brother. So Carl is forced to watch because if the boys don't fight Nathan will shove the box away and kill him. He seems to have a bigger beef than Liam does because he even gets disgusted with his brother's behavior and wants to end it. What's her name shows up with something and cuts Carl free and they leave. She gets knocked down but Nathan ends up letting her go. I think someone needs an anger management class.
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Life Is A Precious Gift

10/27/10 Hollyoaks Later

Wow I'm impressed by Ditzeee and so was Nancy who just froze after hearing the bloodcurdling scream and realized that there was someone floating face down in the jacuzzi. Not so dead after all because Ditzeee saved him Maybe she's hiding a brain somewhere but that still doesn't explain the stupid spelling of her name and I still think she looks like Tweedle Dum's British cousin.

Yeah the word bitch comes to mind for that blonde chick whose name I still have no clue about. She told Riley that she drugged him and pretended that she wanted to get out with him and Seth. Nancy ended up telling him about his brother nearly drowning. It was such a bad idea to go to this party although it seems to have worked nicely for Theresa but not so much for the others.

I'm pretty sure lucky wouldn't be the word that comes to mind about this stupid soccer play who seems to think he's a God because he can kick a round ball without using his hands decides to get Nancy drunk and pass her around like a party favor. Nope I'm pretty sure that getting gang raped wouldn't fall into the category of lucky night.

Mushroom Head surprised me by being able to dial the phone number of that other stupid soccer play who rejected her because he thought she was really some guy named Norman. Maybe it's a British thing but tranny seems to get tossed around a lot when it really doesn't seem to fit because Kris wasn't one since he was just a guy that liked cross dressing and wasn't planning on having surgery to become a woman. Mushroom Head really should lose the wig since it looks silly. Or she could pick a better wig.

Oh so his name is Nathan. Damn he's pretty big. He looks more like a football player than a soccer player although I'm not sure if he is or was one since he just might be a cage fighter guy that did it before he brought in other guys to bash each others brains in. I'm not sure what his beef is with Carl. Sure I get why Liam would be pissed but I'm fuzzy on why Nathan is.

It isn't the best idea to spill your dirty little secrets to a guy you just met. Hopefully Theresa will shut up before she admits to killing Calvin. Damn she looks like she's ready to pop. She's much bigger than Tweedle Dum and I'm pretty sure they ended up knocked up around the same time but hell there's been a lot of people getting knocked up in soapland. I'm sure she'll be relieved when she's had the baby. Hell maybe she'll have twins since she's so big.

Oh I thought it was Elliot that Cheryl fell on but it was Jamal. She shouldn't have had him holding the ladder. At least she took him to the ER where Lynsey was and oops now Cheryl knows at least I think she does about her and Mal. She also knows about Jamal sleeping with Mercedes and brought up a good point about Mercedes lying about being HIV Positive when she isn't in an attempt to get Mal back. It does seem to be working since he's getting pretty cozy with her. So much for him moving on. At least he isn't going to say anything about Theresa. Who knows what they'd do to her but I would be amused if there was a trial with those silly wigs you Brits wear? What is that about?

Jas isn't doing very well either. One of her friends that knows her as Jason called and wanted him to go to the skate park where Fern was. Jason shows up and oops it looks like she might have outed Jason's little secret but Jason stomped on the phone and started hitting Fern. Bart showed up and tried to stop her/him but she was able to get away. He didn't like a guy hitting a girl but of course it wasn't that simple since technically Jason's a girl. That has to be horribly confusing and people can just be so very shitty. At least she has Anita to talk to since Fern is just a total bitch who might end up spilling Jas's secret. Jasmine tries having sex again with Bart but isn't able to go through with it and oh crap now she's going to start cutting herself.
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Once Upon A Time

10/26/10 Hollyoaks Later

Thanks to Logan and not Ditzeee both Theresa and Nancy were allowed into the party. They didn't feel like flashing the guys at the gate. Damn Theresa looks like she's going to pop so I expect her to go into labor any time now. Ditzeee of course wanted to take credit for them getting in but they found out it was Logan. That Mushroom Head is funny and at least she admits to being an idiot. I agree that she couldn't spell dignity. Hell I'm not even sure if the girl knows what the word means but I'm impressed because Ditzeee is showing she can count at least to six so far.

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Tonight's Going To Be A Good Night

10/25/10 Hollyoaks Later

I was having deja vu with that song until I realized that it was the same song that they sang on One Life To Live during the musical episodes. And it didn't take me hours to figure it out either so good on me for figuring it out. Oops I'm an idiot because I thought the one spinning was Anita but apparently it isn't since the name said Lynsey. The opening is pretty much the same but they added names. Hopefully I won't get confused since I'm still waiting to finish last week's episodes of Hollyoaks. And voila I'm out of temporarily unavailable hell so I think I'll be able to sneak in Thursday's episode today.

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