Chill Out
So the guy isn't such a shady van gun when there's a group so hitchhiking is a good idea. Well that's good to know if the Money Fairy ever pays me a visit and I decide to head to France and need to do a little hitching along the way. But a plane would be required for most of the trip at least. So they pick up some chick named Vivian and arrive in France. Of course the first thing you do when you get to France would be a little grape picking. I know that would be the first thing I'd do.
What's his face wants to propose. I'm just glad he didn't decide to do it among all the portapotties since that isn't the least bit romantic. Were the flowers plastic because what's her name did mention plastic. Well it was a tacky place but I'm guessing he spent all his money on the ring. Things didn't go the way he planned because he ends up locked out of the room while what's her name is battling the tub. Oh yeah I want to take a bubble bath in brown water. Some girls think he's the stripper and he gets into it but oops he ends up getting caught by what's her name. One day I'll find out her name but it isn't today.
Charlotte likes Vivian but Viv seems to swing both ways. The group ends up playing spin the bottle and Dave gets dared to run around naked. Oops he fell when he was running. Charlotte spins the bottle which lands on Vivian and they kiss. Vivian seemed to like but next Charlotte ends up kissing what's his name. I wonder if he finally realizes that Charlotte likes girls. After kissing him she apologizes and takes a drink. I guess Dave is still wandering around naked. Um can't you get arrested for that? Talk about awkward.
Tex shows that she's a skank that doesn't give a crap about her sister's feelings. What is so special about this sleazy Trent anyway? It sounds like India fell for him but the guy seemed to care less and Tex doesn't seem to care either. Oh crap this is going to make me feel bad for India who never did grow on me really. I guess she's growing on me now like fungus with Texas around who is being a shitty sister.
