One Size Fits All
I doubt that it is different in England but I find it so stupid when they have that tag saying one size fits all. Oh sure Kat would be able to fit into one of those outfits with no problem. Maybe she could. I think the sizes are weird over there since they are smaller here while they seem to be bigger over on the other side of the so called pond. Where is this pond anyway? No one wears a sexy Mrs Claus outfit at the Brady Pub and there's no sexy Santa contest which wouldn't be so bad because Brady and Rafe would be really hot all shirtless. If only but sadly no such luck since I doubt either one would be in the mood even if Caroline did that which I doubt she will.
So is Alfie copying the people in Hollyoaks with a sexy Santa contest. I wouldn't mind seeing Ryan shirtless. Well I do have eyes and he's pretty easy on the eyes but the same could be said about Connor. That's his name isn't it? Sure he's a bit of a bad boy but who cares when he's all hot. I'm confused about what exactly is going on with Jay, Phil, Connor, and Glenda. Drugs? Maybe I'm clueless because I'm not British or maybe I'm just clueless. He didn't seem too happy with Jay who is a bit of a nosy person since he snooped around in Julie's stuff. Well Julie does come off as a stalker if you don't know what's up with her and that book of her's.
Billy decides to go see his son. Julie just wants to watch him which is kind of creepy but she has no idea how this guy will respond. Hell they could be grandparents. Who knows how he'll respond when he realizes that the guy on his doorstep is his biological father. I'm sure that at this point he must know that he's adopted. It's not like Billy knew about it but it is possible that this guy might reject him because he could feel like he was tossed away. If I'm not mistaken I think Julie was fourteen when she had him and face it not many kids of that age can really do the mommy thing since that's one hell of a thing to deal with at any age let alone when you're just a kid yourself.
What a shocker Ian continues to be a total and utter asshole. I'm stunned and amazed. Aw that's kind of sweet that Peter wants to share his birthday with Whitney but Ian doesn't want any part of it because he's an ass. Isn't Bianca family so that sort of makes Whitney family? God would it kill the man to be nice to someone instead of all judgey. It's a wonder anyone married his sorry ass. He did mention Ben who I think should be getting out soon. I think I heard he was recast or something. Well it's not like I get the British version of Soap Digest since that would probably be ridiculously expensive.
Oh Whitney is that the money that you borrowed from Pat that you used to pay for those shirts? I know I want a shirt that says Burp. Oh yes send one right over. Of course Ian was an ass about it but it was kind of funny. Maybe she could decorate over the burp and try turning it into another word. Sure I can't think of another word but if you think about it there hast to be something.
There seems to be a theme with people creating drinks. Well it started on Grey's Anatomy with Cristina creating something blue and today Mercedes created a pink thing and now Alfie has created something that made Mo sick. He shouldn't sell that drink because it was a total disaster. But at least it wasn't bad for everyone since Stacey and Ryan had a little afternoon fun but it looks like Janine will find them. She might go tattling to the social worker who happens to think the two are a couple. Well they would make a cute couple but first he needs to get rid of Janine.
