Not Taking It Very Well
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Did something British go over my head? I'm confused about Mercy not wanting Zsa Zsa to go to Leon. Why? Maybe I missed something and just don't know it. Or maybe there was a special extra episode that I just wasn't cool enough to watch. Does the web series have anything to do with this? So once again I'm in the land of confusion which is a place where I often end up.
Okay I didn't think Janine would take the news well about Ryan being the Daddy but that was just evil of her to call social services on Stacey. She's the bitch that knocked over the stroller that could have had Lily in it at the time without a thought. Ryan was pretty horrible too telling the baby that he's dead but when he really looked at that sweet little face he shut up. She could take a lesson from Katie who took finding out that her husband had a son very well. It's not like he was with Janine at the time was he? I wasn't watching so I don't know and I find that funny to hear Janine calling Stacey a skank.
Janine's ready to call it quits although Pat might have talked her out of that. She did seem interested in trying out Ryan herself. Well he is a cutie. Why not look at Jackie and her cabana boy. Sure he ended up knocking up Jackie's daughter-in-law but they're still together at least for now. And she's also British not that that really makes a difference. Well this isn't good at all but I'm sure Kat will come over and kick Janine's ass or bum as you Brits say for causing trouble. You don't screw with this chick at least that's the impression I'm getting.
What girl doesn't want to live in a trailer? Ricky and Bianca enjoyed their time in it. McDreamy lived in a trailer so why not. There's nothing wrong with a trailer which you Brits seem to call a caravan. Oh you wacky Brits calling things by different names. Do you call them chocolate chip biscuits instead of cookies? If someone asked me for biscuits I'd probably say no because I'd be thinking of biscuits instead of cookies. And of course there's the chips confusion too. I guess Kat and Alfie are moving into the trailer. Oh that should be all sorts of fun. It's not like they're going to stay there forever since they'll probably move into the Vic when it gets fixed up.
Alfie gets Mercy to take over at the bar but at least she was smart enough to find out about getting paid. Sure Grandma isn't too happy about it but you can't do everything that Grandma wants. I guess she thinks Arthur's a bad influence on Mercy but Mercy seemed amused by the whole thing. I'm just fuzzy about why he's upset about Leon. Am I missing something? I feel like I'm missing something but since I'm missing it I have no idea what it is. Not sure if this is just I'm a moron moment or I'm an American so this British moment flew over my head kind of moment. If you do go to France avoid Doug since he's trouble. Who knows where he went after leaving Hollyoaks.
Looks like Ed wants to break it off with Lauren since she's back in England and he's on the other side of the pond. Why do they say that anyway? It just sounds odd because as far as I know there's no pond but there is an ocean. So now she'll probably try to make sure Abby doesn't try to get Darren to realize that she has a major crush on him. Wow Heather a nineteen year old? Well I imagine he wasn't nineteen when he knocked her up? He's that goofy kind of cute but at least Lauren has the sense to know it would be a bad idea after all I would guess Abby's what about sixteen or maybe fifteen. Also I'm thinking Max would kill him if he did start seeing his daughter.
