Out Of Control
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Oh Minty you're such an idiot. Patrick hid the papers with the headline about the poor woman that was mistaken for Denise having a funeral that day but this idiot found the paper and brought it in. Denise wanted to do something so she went to the store to work so Patrick had her at the counter while he got rid of the papers. Minty didn't think to wonder why Patrick didn't want Denise to see the front page. So he gets Boob of the Day award from me. I'm sure he'd be really excited to hear about that.
Bianca went out but she was all hush hush about who she was going out with so Carol just assumed it was Book Club and Bianca let her. At least Ricky put his pants on although I have to wonder what you Brits call pants when Carol mentioned when she came in that Ricky was sitting in his pants for all the world to see meaning his underwear. Overpants perhaps? See how that leads to confusion. I guess it is just more comfy reading the paper wearing your underwear. He probably was delaying going to the dentist since that isn't exactly a fun place to go.
So Carol's watching the kids because Pat's getting a new pacemaker or something but she doesn't have any money since what's her name stole it. I think it might be Lorraine but I'm not sure. Haven't seen Tiffany in a while. She's so cute. She decided she wanted ice cream along with Marco. I never did know what the little guy's name was although he's pretty darn cute too. When Carol sees the tag from Bianca's new tank top she decides to take them to the pub. Um why is there ice cream in a pub? I do know I did like the sandwiches in the pubs when I when there since most of the food was just horrible. I did like the sandwiches they had in the pubs.
Carol of course complains about the money missing but Abby convinces Dad to let Lorraine or whatever the hell her name is to stay. Yeah she wants her Aunt around to give her more ugly clothes. Well to each their own. If you want to wear that ugly shirt go right ahead. The money magically appears when Darren says he found it I think under the couch. So Carol gets her money back but I have to wonder if Abby didn't leave that to be found so her Aunt could stay since it sounds like she doesn't see her that often since Mom left.
Max ends up telling Carol to go but she thought he was joking but no he wasn't. It was a case of major chucking out on this day since she wasn't the only one tossed out. Lorraine was kicked out too after she flipped out about Abby wearing her jacket which just so happened to have some drugs in the pocket that Abby pulled out. But Darren gets to stay because Max likes him and of course Abby really likes him. They were pretty cozy on the couch having a drink of whatever that was they were drinking. I'm guessing it wasn't beer because she probably isn't legal yet. Oh Bianca will be thrilled to have her staying at her place I'm sure. Who wouldn't want Carol around? Me that's who. She'd drive me nuts.
Peggy and Pat get back from Lisa's and of course Phil flips out when he finds out that Mom left Louise with Lisa. She thought he'd started drinking again but it was just Zsa Zsa's bottles. Damn if this is him off the booze I don't think I want to see how he's like with the booze. Don't you have anger management classes over in England? This dude needs one stat since he has a wicked temper when he's sober. But he fools her by acting all calm so she calls the social worker Derrick so he can steal his bag and find where Louise is. So it was a case of grand theft bag. Of course the cops are called after all Phil did steal the guy's bag.
Phil gets over to Lisa's place and he's pissed off. After pounding on the door with no reply he kicks the door in but it takes a few kicks. Sadly it wasn't hot like when the Winchester boys do it. He goes inside and oops it looks like someone was really busy. It does make me wonder how she packed up the place so fast unless Peggy and Pat went somewhere else before coming home. He got over there pretty quick so it is just another one of those kooky moments where something that should have taken longer didn't. Who knows where she is and oops the cops arrive. At least he wasn't arrested but I guess he wasn't looking at the bright side of things.
Phil ends up drinking at the pub which surprises everyone. Ricky and Minty end up tossing him out which is happening to Lorraine or whatever the hell her name is. He isn't too happy and Lorraine doesn't look too happy either. I'm thinking that has to do with her drugs not being around but I do wonder how Phil found them. So he goes over to her and now it looks like the two are going to get high together. I'm not sure what it is but I'm thinking possibly coke. He seems up for it. Oh that's not good because he already has a temper without being high on who knows what.
Denise decides to go to the funeral of Gemma the woman who was buried as Denise. That's pretty sad that Denise and Patrick were the only ones at the funeral aside from the priest. Maybe they could ask people for donations so the poor woman could have her own grave instead of getting tossed in with others. Do they really do that? I thought people just got buried without a headstone if there was no one around to pay the costs of burying the person. At least she has a nice coffin and it should help to have Kim back. She found out that her guy was doing the boss or something behind the quiz machine. I'm not sure what a quiz machine is. A machine that spits out quiz questions perhaps.
