Back Where She Belongs
Peggy officially gets the Vic back and Pat decides to throw a bachelorette party for Janice oops I mean Janine even though she doesn't have any friends. Well she does have Kim who kept calling her Janice after all that are both mens womens or something. Hell I'd go if I was provided with some booze. Kim did seem to be enjoying herself even if she kept saying Janice which made me stop and think about Janine's name but no she's Janine.
So this kid doesn't have a name yet but at least the other one does. Damn there are babies right and left popping out all over soap land and of course not many know who the Daddy is so there are paternity tests all over the place. Ricky and Jack should get tested. It isn't a sure thing that either is the Father after all they both slept with Sam. It was funny when Ronnie said that one more wouldn't matter with her litter. Well she is like a British Sami Brady who is very fertile. Just get the test done so the paternity is revealed. It was all kinds of fun with Ronnie slamming Bianca's head into the counter.
Oh yes it was a real party. Pat and Peggy got into it too. But it was funny when Pat was having fun with the stripper. Oops Janine no one likes you and we're all wondering why you're marrying Ryan because he doesn't seem like your type since she seems to like older and richer. Now the bitch is going off with that guy who wanted to buy her a drink even though she heard a slightly tipsy Ryan yell about getting married. He's the only person that seems excited about it. He was so happy he thought he'd get naked and run around which was fun but Dot didn't like that at all.
Dot you poor thing maybe you should have enjoyed the view before getting the news about Bradley not being the Daddy after all. I wonder if Stacey will ever tell Ryan that Lily is his daughter. And I also wonder if Dot will bother to finish that weird jacket she was talking about. It sounded like mountaineer which doesn't make sense. Of course I have no clue what a mountaineer jacket is. Do you wear it up in the mountains? Do you even have mountains in England? So now she knows and there's a naked man running around.
Peggy decides to get Phil who was talking to I'm not sure what. It looked like someone was there but it could have been a blanket for all I know. He kind of sounded Gollum like only with a British accent. Peggy brought Minty and Billy with her so she first filled up a saucepan with water to dump on him and they got him into one of those weird van things. Not sure what you call them but Sam and the others were waiting for them. Sam had a bat which was a good idea since the van thing was really shaking. They brought him in and Sam hit him but they managed to get him upstairs and locked him in. They even nailed a board on the door. This should be fun for the family.
