Zircon
What is up with Janine? It's like she went blonde and went nuts. Maybe she's drunk. Is anyone else confused by this? I can't help but feel I missed something although I'm pretty sure I haven't. I guess I could have missed a special episode that only the cool people were able to watch. They come back and find themselves jobless and foodless. Well that's what happens when you leave. You go home to find no food in your cupboards.
I think Ryan needs some lessons because he needs to work on his parking. Oh yes that's a great idea leave the scooter lying on the sidewalk for someone to just grab it. I so didn't expect Janine to kiss Stacey. Anyone else confused or is it just me? They decide to go see Pat so they can get something to eat. Oops she moved guys since she's now living with Peggy at the Vic. Oh that's low stealing the kid's dinner. I did have pizza for lunch myself. I guess they ran some scam where they pretended to be married so Janine gave Tiffany her zircon ring. How exciting.
Well that was quick. Ronnie was able to get another wedding dress and Roxy wanted to see her in it. Glenda took pictures but I don't recall actually seeing the dress unless I blinked and missed it. I suppose that's possible. Oh sure Jack should be in a morning suit. I never did understand why they're called that. So does that mean they plan on getting married in the morning? Max will be his best man but Ronnie looked a bit disappointed that Jack didn't make a big deal of it. Poor Jack's a bit frustrated. Well that has to suck trying to relearn how to walk.
Kim is trying to get a job with Roxy at the salon so free makeovers which leads to Bianca going. Well I know I like free things too. I take full advantage of free bagel Fridays myself. Bianca is just acting very strange. She's all dressed up and getting her nails done. And who is Bobby? Is it possible she's having an affair? Carol's suspicious too which is why she dumped the kids on Pat and followed her. According to Kim she doesn't have very good nails. I wonder what she'd say about mine. At least it was free which is good but she wasn't able to follow Bianca like she planned to. That woman needs to get a life.
Phil is enjoying being on crack. Gee what a not shock that he ends up sleeping with Lorraine at least I think that's her name. Yes there is something confusion about words since they can sound different with an accent. Peggy told Shirley to go check on Phil so she found the two of them. It's just a good thing she had that other rock otherwise she might have been a bloody mess on the floor instead of just hanging around after having sex with Phil. It was pretty mean that she pointed out that he lost both kids even though it was true. It's not like Peggy knew Lisa was going to take off with Louise.
Once again Heather proves what a total moron she is. She must have thought she could just ignore the letters and not worry about them. So now it looks like they'll be homeless but Shirley has an idea. Oh sure if someone sticks around all the time they wouldn't be thrown out. I'm not sure if that would work. Okay if Shirley was around she could handle it but Heather not so much after all she's the one that went with the ignore it and maybe it will go away method which sadly never seems to work.
