Doesn't Make Sense
See how horrible that dress is? Sadly I couldn't find one without the vomit inducing mess of what was going on in the mansion. Socky looked disappointed that Roman wasn't Rafe and that he came in so lamely. If you're going to stop this nightmare from happening have charges ready when you plan on arresting your daughter to stop her from making a huge mistake. I suggest arresting her for major stupidity or possibly a brain tumor since that seems to be the only thing that could explain why she'd be doing this. Come on she doesn't even look happen and did I mention how horrible that dress is?
I wonder where Will got that outfit. Maybe he borrowed it from Grandpa Scumera. He certainly didn't look too happy to be there. It's just a good thing he texted Gabi so she could tell Rafe the dreadful news since the guy had no clue that this horrible sham of a rutabaga was going on. They certainly aren't Leo and Piper that's for damn sure. I just had to keep reminding myself that soon Enormo would be shot in the head. Soon Enormo will be shot in the head and damn it all to hell he better wind up dead. I might even make a little song. In case you didn't catch on I hate Enormo and have ever since he stepped foot into Salem using the last name of Wells.
At least Roman helped delay things a bit but damn it Rafe cut it a bit close since the Judge was about to do the unthinkable when Rafe showed up. It's just a good thing he's the kind of brother that returns his sisters calls because she told him the horrible news. I thought I was going to vomit but it helps to think about Enormo getting shot in the head and hopefully winding up dead. Now that's a pleasant thought indeed I just hope they don't have the asshole survive since that would mean I just might have to break up with this soap after all despite it being my first.
Rafe was able to get the CD to work and he has everything he needs to bust that slimy bastard and open up Socky's eyes to the truth about the creature that she claims has changed. Oh sure he's a great Dad. Nothing says awesome Dad like a guy that throws a tantrum and yells at his kid for no reason at all along with not even knowing the name of his son's little friend. I think Sydney objected to the rutabaga which explains her staying upstairs with a so called cold. I think it might have to do with growing pains since she's going to be looking a lot different the next time we see her.
NicDemon takes off which was stupid because she wasn't dressed and for another why would she run from Rafe when he could get protection for her? Sure she isn't high on his list of priorities after all he did get Cooper who was just sad and not very observant to be her bodyguard. Maybe she could fall in love with him while he's protecting her. Well Socky got a few toads before she ended up with Rafe. And how rude he could at least have offered her a slice of pizza. He gets distracted and she runs off which was a pretty dumb move. She gets to keep the five million so she should count herself lucky.
NicDemon didn't exactly hand him over the CD on a silver platter because he had to get creative to get it all because of the long standing feud between the two simply because she hates Socky for Eric leaving town. Well I say get over it especially since he's supposedly not the great love of her life anyway since she decided Brady was. I just hope she doesn't end up with him since that would be another reason to turn this station off forever. I'm already pissed about Lindsay leaving and now it looks like they are going to make me hate her before she leaves because she's acting more like she was when she was played by that other chick when it was just strange and weird with Ari and Rafe with it being almost incesty.
I'm just glad that the rutabaga was stopped and that it stays stopped. Come on she looked miserable during the vows. Of course I was trying to resist the urge to vomit and wondering why in the hell she had that ugly dress on. I wasn't that crazy about her lipstick either. Now I like shiny things as much as the next girl but even her hair looked odd with all those shiny whatever thingies swimming in it. I did like NicDemon's suggestion to cut Enormo's throat with the CD that reveals all about what this evil son of a bitch did. I'm sure no one well except for maybe Enromo will be sorry to see this sham stopped in its tracks so thank you Lexie for telling Abe who had to be the one that clued in his best friend Roman about this most horrible news.
How odd that Theresa of Hollyoaks looks very pregnant and Tweedle Dum not so since I think they got knocked up around the same time. Maybe it will grow while she's sleeping on her stomach. How could she sleep when she's waiting to find out the paternity test results? I think that would keep me up. And Phillip could you be more dumb? Yeah you aren't making yourself look the least bit suspicious when you decide that you have to leave along with Melanie to make some imaginary call. Well I think he did make a call to one of the goons possibly to find out about the test results or maybe not.
But now it looks like instead of Ian changing the test results who I thought might be the one that does it I think now it could be Daniel. He was going on about how he would do anything for that twit and he told himself to do it. I'm sure he could get into the computer after all he does seem to have privileges over there so he might be the one that changed it. I doubt that Melanie found out although she was at the website too and Ian found out that they had already been changed. Why can't people just know who the parent is instead of having to take a damn paternity test? I'm sick of all this baby crap. All these pregnancies and only one of them knew the identity of the Father and that's out of seven babies. Oh wait two and out of eight babies since I forgot about Sam's baby.
I guess She Demon doesn't even notice that Ian is into her big time. How refreshing she has a guy that's willing to commit double felonies for her and she doesn't even notice. He is kind of cute despite the weirdness of his ponytail that keeps appearing when I'm pretty sure his hair was down before. I'm pretty sure that he came to her place without one only to have one show up. Now I'm having ponytail confusion. I guess she isn't good enough to break into the computer herself which is what her cousin did not once but twice and she was a teenager at the time.
So now the results are in and Daniel is showing as the Daddy but damn it did look like he did change them. Why would he do that? I guess it is possible that he did find out and that he didn't blame Tweedle Dum for that night because of Vivian's involvement. Come on Daniel do you really want someone that stupid? And with Bo probably crawling back to Hagster like a moron I have to admit that I don't think I'd object to Carly and Daniel getting together although I do hope they keep Bo and Carly together but from the start I figured they wouldn't. And aw how sweet Melanie called Carly Mom for the first time. She just slipped it in while they were on the phone.
See you can learn stuff from watching TV. I learned that you have to sign a hippo otherwise your doctor can't get your paternity results. It's a good thing I won't need that test ever so no worries about signing a hippo. Thanks to dummy Josie who should be fired the hippo was found elsewhere so the nun went off to find the hippo while Carly waited. I just wonder why she didn't go onto the computer and look for the results herself while the nun was off looking for the hippo. But no she just waited and talked to Melanie. I think she actually likes Tweedle Dum and of course she wants Daniel happy.
The nun came back with the hippo and gave her the results so Carly's over at Tweedle Dum's to give her the news. I hope this doesn't backfire on Carly since Daniel's her best friend although Jen will be back who is another best friend too despite the awkwardness of her cousin being Hagster. At this point I just want the baby crap to be over once and for all. At least the Sydney thing is coming to an end and it is long overdue. No wonder the girl ends up growing literally overnight with all the stress of being a baby that Daddy kidnapped and don't forget the part where he faked her death.
