That Celebrated Hinky Feeling
I really should have a barf bag handy but I managed to keep everything down. It started off with seriously icky moments that really need to be repressed. I'm just hoping that Sock overhead Daddy and the man that she's planning to rutabaga wises up because this is just making me ill. You don't do the rutabaga with your rapist plain and simple. Also these two are so utterly boring together. That's why I end up doing a little tweezing during those scenes which led to me spitting out my drink when she said yes. If it happens I'll be turning this soap off which means the end of me watching anything on this network since this is the only thing I watch. Yeah Passions was the last straw so I'm not feeling all warm and fuzzy about this network especially when they are ruining things big time.
At least it looks like Simpleton is close to getting his name back because he's realizing that Ari was right about him having some bizarre addiction to this bitch NicDemon. So it was really tough seeing that couch scene when I would have rather Ari being there instead. Yes I'm still pissed off about Lindsay not being on for much longer. Thanks for the vagueness of when she's actually leaving Salem for good Days. So once again I get screwed over because I got deprived of Ethan and Theresa and now Ari and Brady. I am not a happy camper especially with this rutabaga. I am really opposed to this rutabaga while I was all for Leo and Piper's rutabaga. At least he came to his senses and made NicDemon get dressed.
I don't like it when I'm trying to enjoy the shirtless hottie only to have a skank ruin things. I just wonder if he can break this addiction since she's bad for him. He's drinking which isn't good but I have to say he's pretty darn hot when he's drinking. Well he's hot period after all I have fully functional eyes. At least Rafe will have a purpose when he goes after NicDemon although it will still turn my stomach seeing him do that although I do know what he wants to accomplish. He wants her to flip on Enormo so he can bring that son of a bitch down and expose Socky to the truth. Well she did tell him to stop her and I'm pretty sure that would do the trick finding out what a monster he is.
Rafe ends up calling Victor after all the man does want to protect his grandson from that slutty ex wife of his. I kind of would have liked to see these two team up. I'm with Victor in wanting an appendage or two gone. I wonder what ones he was thinking about. Me I was thinking about his head. Bowling anyone? Come on who doesn't love a good beheading and I think it would be a first at least in the world of soaps.He does give Rafe advice to be NicDemon's white knight. Where can I sign up for one? She's certainly vulnerable right now since my Brady grew some sense and gave her the boot.
Melanie catches She Demon who was on the computer at St Mary's. Oops she just sucks at the stealthy thing doesn't she? She should have asked for some tips from her cousin. And shame on that nun for not calling Melanie to tell her she had to get over to the Cheatin' Heart. The nun instead nearly catches Tweedle Dum who was there too but she ran and hid but not before Carly showed up too because she forgot her glasses. I wonder if she was really going to drop Ciara off at a Brownies meeting. So she goes to the clinic where she's supposed to do some hours. That reminds me of House and hello it is none other than Neanderthal who is the doctor she'll be working with.
Well Mommy's in jail and Daddy's all in the I'm to blame for everything mode so maybe it's true but I doubt anyone else in the family would be too happy about that since Carly's supposed to be the reason everything went to crap never mind that it had already happened before she got to town. It certainly didn't help when later on Daniel finds Tweedle Dum and Carly talking at the pier. Will they never learn? Don't have private conversations at the pier since odds are good that someone will overhear you. Oh how are you going to talk your way out of this one? Carly was picking her up in the morning to get the paternity test results so I guess she could say she plans on taking her out for a birthday breakfast or something.
Since She Demon didn't get anywhere with the computer she calls some random guy I've never seen before. Sure I suppose he could have been on before after all I did take a hiatus of about a year when I got the horrible news that Passions was cancelled. I guess that was my protest even though I kept watching Passions. I never said it made any sense. I haven't seen hair that long on a guy in Salem since Tanner Scofield was around although his hair was a tad bit shorter. Maybe she could give this guy a try after all it does seem like he likes her. I guess she did something for him when they were in college so now she's collecting on that debt. She wants to use his skills to find out who the Father is of Tweedle Dum's baby and I'm guessing she'll want to change the results if they aren't the right ones.
Phillip was worried about Melanie working in the clinic since it seems to be in a bad neighborhood. I think he gets more upset when he finds out that Neanderthal was the doctor working with her. He did end up leaving and so did Neanderthal for that matter. Well that's just great now Melanie's left at the mercy of some junkie wanting another fix. I guess no one works there. I do wonder where Neanderthal is. Maybe he got locked in the closet. It just seems strange that only two people would be working in a clinic. I'm sure Phillip will blame Neanderthal and punch him after all he's bound to be pissed off when he hears about this after all the boy can have one hell of a temper.
