days of our lives, soap operas

9/29/10 Days Of Our Lives

Damn it I don't like NicDemon spying on Brady. How hot is he with the flask? See that would be an example of flask porn which is just my weird way of saying a hot guy's drinking from a flask. I thought having Vivian entombed was stopping him from drinking but he seems to be drinking like a fish. I think the fumes are already getting to Vivian because Victor wouldn't be upset to find out that she's been stuck in the sarcophagus for the past few days. I wonder what makeup she uses. I'd be a wreck by now. My hair would be all crazy and my makeup would be smeared but not Vivian. The only thing missing is the earring that feel off before she was shoved inside. I wonder if she's had to pee yet.

I'm having some serious deja vu because Luis had a similar sitch like this with Antonio. Telling Antonio that Sheridan was with Luis could have killed him although he wasn't evil like Enormo is. I say give the guy some stress. I suggest Rafe and Sami kiss in front of the evil bastard. Maybe that would be just what he needs to die. Lexie seems to think the stress would kill him and I'm all for that. Why is she his doctor anyway? It's weird that they'd allow her to be on her brother's case. Maybe Lexie could call Celeste who might give us some news. She might have a vibration about the evil bastard dying which would be music to my ears.

I'm pretty sure they don't have cockroach cemeteries although they might bury them in that place since Keith did mention an elephant and a llama. Funny but Salem isn't exactly swarming in pets. Okay Calliope had Martha and what's his name her groom. Can't remember his name so that's two along with Pookie and that's about it on the pet front. So it was just odd that there's some elephant named Gleason in the pet cemetery. Do everyone a favor Keith and push her into his final resting spot. Why did NicDemon have to spoil the fun now that she's found the headset.

Oh Brady always check your ear for the headset before leaving your mausoleum. I wonder what NicDemon will do now that she knows about Vivian being inside the sarcophagus. Oh yes I forgot about Isabella and her beloved orangutan. That is a sign of hanging out with Tweedle Dum too much. Vivian doesn't even know that NicDemon can hear her now but of course she might not figure out where Vivian is after all she thought Brady was putting an orangutan with Isabella's remains. I've been enjoying Brady's chats with Vivian so of course this bitch has to go and ruin everything.

Have I mentioned I want Enormo dead? I just can't stress that enough. Can we deport him? Yes I know he was born in Salem about thirteen or fourteen years ago but has there ever been proof that he is who he says he is and what's with the British accent? I demand another Brit since this one is defective and makes me want to heave. Oh god I thought I was going to vomit when that repressing moment happened. Punch him Sami. I suggest you kiss Rafe in front of him since I'd love to see the monitor go all crazy. I'm so not surprised that the jackass is faking the amnesia. It's not the first time that's happened in Salem.

For a split second I thought Kate's blue was gone but nope it wasn't and her shirt matched it too although it was odd with leopard print. Can I be rich too so I can wear strange things? So she decides to give Chad who I didn't recognize at first a job. I'm sure Papa Scumera will be thrilled to find out about that. Damn hasn't he ruined of his kids lives already? Chad's better off not knowing. Oh the irony to be talking to his sister about his brother that he has no idea about. Well knowing would certainly make him realize why Skunky hated him since he must know that Chad isn't his biological son and shows that he isn't much of a man. Of course he's no Shawn Brady or Rafe Hernandez.

Now I happen to love chicken but not so much with orange. That just sounds odd to me but I'm picky when it comes to food. Rafe certainly seemed to like the idea of having that chicken that I've never heard of before. The kids like it too. Well isn't that nice to know. Give me Tysons any day. I wonder what the hot Rafe has in mind. Could it involve taking his shirt off? It has been a while so I know I'd like that. I know I can't be the only one with that thought. Hey at least I admit it. I wouldn't mind a shirtless Brady but it would probably be weird if he went down to the mausoleum shirtless although I'd certainly enjoy the view and I'm sure Vivian would too.