Oh Good Grief
Well it looks more and more like I won't be watching for much longer especially if the rutabaga happens. I can't say the word so I'm borrowing Piper's word so I can say it without actually saying to avoid any potential vomiting since I find this whole thing sickening. NBC is doing a great job at losing this viewer completely since this is the only show I watch on that station after they made the incredibly stupid move of cancelling Passions but that wasn't such a shock after all this is the Soap Slaying Network that has the highest kill rate of all the networks.
But I'm kind of hoping my theory is right or at least close. Sure it has to do with the upcoming bad haircut but there has to be some explanation why someone would do that to their head. The whole thing is making me nauseous and Papa Scumera and Kate don't seem to be too happy about it either. I noticed he was saying condolences after hearing the horrid news and Kate choked. Yep that would be like me the other day when I spit out my drink because I stupidly didn't fast forward that utterly disgusting moment when she said yes to the rutabaga. I'm not sure why Enormo was so amazed that Father Matt has email. He's a pretty open minded priest after all he's been dealing with Tweedle Dum and her problems. I hope he doesn't return the call or email.
Maybe Socky has something up her sleeve. Come on you're saying yes to the rutabaga and telling Rafe the real man that you're in love with to stop you from doing the rutabaga with the British beast. Sure you're really happy and what's this about wanting to do the rutabaga in St Luke's. I think I've lost count of how many marriages or near marriages she's had. Oh yes there are great memories in that place like showing up at Carrie and Austin's wedding where you pass out and oops you're pregnant with his child. Maybe she plans on shooting him in the head at the altar which I would tolerate with him being killed. I think it is high time that someone dies in Salem and I'm sure you can tell who I'm rooting for.
I'm just glad that Rafe got that call from Tim so he'd get away from NicDemon. Yeah right like she's ever going to do the right thing. I thought Eric was supposed to be the great love of her life which is why she hates Socky but no it's now Simpleton who lives up to his name once again believing the shit that spews from her mouth. I just want to hit him although I did enjoy him in a towel. I might find him to be moronic but that doesn't mean he's not very hot all glistening and wearing a towel. Oops where was I? Imagine how doubly hot it would be if Rafe and Brady were both wearing a towel and fresh from the pool and having a few drinks. Now that would be nice.
Victor I love you but lay off of Ari. And why are people saying that Simpleton broke up with Ari when she's the one that called it off when she was suffering from Prison Insanity? He does find out that it was instead NicDemon. Wouldn't you rather have Ari around instead of that bitch ex wife of yours Victor? You really don't have the right to judge her after all you were the drug bigwig that Ari was undercover to bring down before you handed it over to Enormo who sadly never got found out which was just another big disappointment.
I really hope Enormo gets killed because that's the only way I'll continue to watch this show which is going down the toilet. I don't want Simpleton with NicDemon either since she's toxic and all wrong for him. I can't stand them being in the same room because he turns into such a stupid idiot. She knew he wouldn't call her producer so she decided to bluff her way into getting him to buy the latest lie she came up with to explain the money. The moron bought it and ickiness ensued. I swear I thought I was going to throw up in stereo so I'm relying on my favorite FBI guy to bring this son of a bitch down and maybe he could knock some sense into Simpleton since he's just like Socky when it comes to this bitch although I'm hoping that Socky is up to something since she's acting odd.
She Demon finally uses her brain and hides in the closet. Good thing no one needed to go in there. Well wasn't that lucky that Daniel gets a call for some surgery and he asks that Melanie be invited to come along. Aw how horrible some father daughter bonding time even if it is surgery which is icky and bloody but hey they enjoy it so good for them. He leaves and Tweedle Dum of course calls Phillip who just had Melanie go off to get dressed for the surgery so he comes over. I just don't know why she had to make a big production of this when she could have told him over the phone that she'd had the results on her birthday. No instead they meet on the pier and make She Demon suspicious and now she's hiding in the closet where she finds out what happened.
She Demon proves just how stupid she is when she decides to make a call after Tweedle Dum and Phillip leave. Oh sure that's a good idea sticking around when you have no way of knowing if someone will come back. It looks like she might take a cue from her cousin and change the paternity results because she's so desperate to keep Neanderthal. Oh she's just pathetic isn't she? She ends up getting caught at St Ann's when Melanie shows up and wonders why she's there. I guess Josie's been fired. Well they should send that girl back to school to work on her reading since she's proved herself to be a dummy. Explain yourself She Demon since you have no reason to be there while Melanie does since she decided to take that nun up on her offer of a job so she's there for an interview. isn't that nice that a whole new hospital was created just for this?
Sadly it doesn't look like they got much from that CD so Rafe is going to see about finding another one. Am I crazy? I thought he had an envelope that later somehow got trashed by Fay? What the hell? There was a little bit of Enormo's voice that could be heard. Well I wouldn't hold my breath on NicDemon doing the right thing although she did put on a good show for Simpleton. I refuse to call him by name while he's being all stupid and panting after that bitch. That would be another good thing about Rafe busting everyone because NicDemon would be revealed as the one that blackmailed Enormo getting a big payday instead of telling everyone what she found out. Maybe that would finally make this guy realize what a toxic bitch she is. I'm with Victor she is a gold digging slut. What about that is inaccurate? Not a damn thing. Eric was lucky to get away from this bitch.
With Socky acting like such an idiot it is a tossup on who gets the crown for Queen Dum Dum. I think Tweedle Dum still gets it for continuing to meet Phillip in public where anyone could run into them and start wondering about them. Now the cat's out of the bag and ironically it looks like She Demon might end up helping Tweedle Dum if Daniel isn't the Daddy. Poor Daniel's all happy with no clue about what Tweedle Dum's been up to. I guess when your bestie goes to prison for the second time you call it quits and look for a new one. Since when are her and Phillip best friends? Was it just me or did her boobs look smaller?
