To The Future May It Not Suck As Much As The Present
I had a brief moment in the grocery store where I had hope that Days would stop screwing everything up but that was short lived after I took a peek inside Soap Digest. Nope they are going to continue to drive this longtime viewer away with a frickin' quadrangle. Just kill the British bastard since that will explain the upcoming horrible haircut. I get the feeling that my days of watching this are coming to an end since I can't stomach the thought of a rapist and his victim getting married. Hell I was lucky enough to miss it the first time when she was blackmailed into marrying the son of a bitch. Also they have absolutely not chemistry whatsoever.
Sadly I didn't find inside that Days realized what a huge mistake it was to fire Lindsay and instead discovered that it looks like Bo and Hagster will be front burner along with the four when I'd rather the two since I don't like NicDemon or Enormo if you haven't guessed. Maybe the list I made with various ways to kill Enormo might give a clue about my feelings for the creature. That pretty much puts the final nail in the coffin because I refuse to watch those two do that thing I'm trying to repress. The only reason I put up with Enormo in this episode was because of little Sydney being on. Yes that means another addition to Inside Sydney's Head.
Now that almost sex in the locker room was just hot. Don't worry about it being dirty Rafe after all you could always have another shower. I even had a am I going to have to rename you when he told Socky to go. She didn't and damn it that was juts hot. I wanted a cold shower myself. This is a perfect example of why she shouldn't be doing that thing I'm repressing with that British son of a bitch since she has feelings for Rafe the real man. Yes I'll say it again the real man and he's free to tongue me anytime. Oops where was I? I got distracted by the hottie.
Come on she wants to keep the news to herself. If it was a real man and one that didn't rape her she'd be shouting from the rooftops instead of trying to talk her stupid ass into thinking this is for the best. Who is this best for? Oh yeah he's a really swell guy. He just kidnapped your daughter and faked her death. He's a real prince. And he's also the guy that threw a tantrum and shouted at your what is he about three year old son and scared the crap out of him? But of course these days Socky doesn't seem to be all that interested in little Sydney. She's always stuck upstairs. You'd think she'd want to be with her all the time after she was deprived of her for so long. Even little Grace was with Socky all the time when she though Grace was her daughter. Maybe they'll break it off because Socky finds her brain.
She Demon is pathetic. She sees Neanderthal hugging Melanie and just assumes. Oh yes that's always a good thing to do just ask Tweedle Dum what her assuming did. It didn't occur to her that the guy might be upset about his cousin and her Aunt but this bitch wasn't even thinking about that. Hey Adrienne what about Abby? It's a good thing she isn't around to hear her Aunt refer to She Demon as her favorite niece. She does suspect that Tweedle Dum and Phillip are hiding something which is true and that could end the marriage between Melanie and Phillip. She ends up breaking in but Tweedle Dum and Daniel make it very easy for her since they have a spare key in the same spot that Socky did when she lived in the town house.
At least Caroline seems to be in a better mood. She ends up talking to Adrienne and asking if she's talked to her brother and Kayla. Adrienne even admits that she's worried about She Demon. Good call since she should be since this girl is beyond pathetic but at least she admits she's pathetic. So Grandma decides to call her and she's in the apartment about to hakc into the computer in the hopes that Tweedle Dum has a journal when oops Daniel and Tweedle Dum are heard outside. Of course she just stands there like an idiot. Go and hide you moron. On second thought just stand there like a moron.
Neanderthal doesn't seem to be all that worried about where She Demon is but Maggie is and notices that he has something on his mind. Since this is Maggie she figures it has to do with Melanie after all she did see them hugging in the kitchen but that was just Melanie comforting her friend. Oh sure he's over her completely. She did seem really happy when Phillip got home and damn I thought I was going to get dizzy if he kept spinning her around like that. At least he'll find out once and for all if he's the Dad tomorrow whenever the hell that is. I'm just not just why she had to meet him at the pier instead of telling him over the phone but of course she's just stupid so she just ended up making She Demon suspicious when she saw the two at the pier hugging. Was it Hug Day in Salem? If it was can I get one from Rafe?
I bet poor Rafe had to take a shower after what nearly happened in the locker room. I can't wait for him to reveal what a monster Socky's living with and I'm repressing the rest so I'm not even going to say it. He ends up at the Cheatin' Heart and oh the horrors NicDemon shows up too. I almost felt sorry for the bitch when she went to Tweedle Dum since she needed a friend because she had just lost Brady forever after having him for only a few hours. It seemed like a lot longer than that but that probably has to do with me hating every moment of it. Well I'm not liking this at all. I do agree with his toast but I'm not getting my hopes up that things won't continue to suck and get even worse. I could use a drink myself. Was she drinking a Martimmy?
But of course Tweedle Dum was too wrapped up in her crap to deal with her best friend. Oh yes that's a brilliant excuse you have to go get your hair done since you're going to the opera. That's pretty pitful that she's lying to her best friend after all she's the one person who she shouldn't be lying too but of course once you start lying you just can't stop. Oh those were horrible earring weren't they? What's the point of her wearing earrings that just hide in all that hair. Also they are just too big. She's lucky she doesn't get into a cat fight since that would be the first thing to grab. Of course they might fall of her ears because of the weight leaving her with Pac Man ears. Damn does the girl own a pair of jeans? The zipper opening whatever thing is just weird.
