Tough Times Ahead
If you heard anyone shouting die over and over that was just me. Well are you surprised after all I do have a list of ways for the son of a bitch to die. I think Daniel should over his limit for miracles so I want Enormo dead. Did I mention I want him dead? Damn he looks horrible with his head shaved? But he'd look a lot better without a pulse. Bad Daniel don't save this patient.
I have to admit that Tweedle Dum did amuse me and she said a five syllable word too. She ran into Nathan at the pier and even threatened to throw his ass into the river. But he would totally deserve it after all he's a mean person like she pointed out. She continues to show what a genius she is but I find her going all crazy very entertaining. Maybe she's the one that changed the paternity results which would be the last thing anyone would expect because she'd have to have the brain power to do it.
I know that after I shoot someone I want to have a naked proposal. Come on what girl doesn't want that? Sure I make no secret of the Enormo thing but even I find it a bit strange that Rafe would just pop the question on what should have been her well you know what night. No I just can't say the word when it is applied to that evil son of a bitch. May he die and rot in hell. May the power of positive thinking actually work. So after saying hell yes again the two decide to go over to the pub to see the kids. Well it was just the one kid since Will was off to school and the other two were in bed.
Caroline was all for it and welcome Rafe to the family. At first it was iffy when Johnny showed up and said that Daddy wouldn't be happy but ultimately he did seem excited about having Rafe as his new Daddy. Oh please let the evil bastard die since this kid would be better off. Bo showed up who had just been at the hospital and hello that was just weird seeing Kate cover for Sami. Instead she mentioned the incident on the pier with Victor showing up. I thought for sure she'd point the finger at Sami. Is she trying to make up for that time she framed Sami for Franco's murder on her first wedding day?
NicDemon has an alibi since she has Mr Blue protecting her along with the others who I haven't seen. Where's George Mickey? Or is it Mickey George? I always find it odd when someone has two first names like Jason George does not that I'm not loving him on Grey's Anatomy and hope for his return after ABC stupidly yanked the plug on Eastwick where he also showed up. Papa Scumera thought of her but she has an alibi so of course Bo goes to see Sami and Rafe and boy am I glad that John McBain isn't on the Salem PD. Rafe gave her an alibi when Sami didn't say anything. She just claimed she was upset that he'd even think to ask.
Well Sami should get a pass after the Franco incident after all she went to death row for that and nearly died for it and she didn't even kill that bastard. At least this time the guy in question deserves it since that would be justice. That would be a day to celebrate and have cupcakes. I'm hoping he'll code again and that the crash cart gets broken. Did I mention that I want him dead? I'm still on the fence about breaking up with this show so him getting killed would certainly make me consider not breaking up with it although I've been watching for a very long time.
Phillip decides to celebrate Tweedle Dum's pregnancy which makes Melanie wonder after all he was pretty gloomy about the news. He pretended like he was just being a concerned friend. You always know that he's gloomy because the dimples disappear. So now they are going to throw her a baby shower. I wonder when she'll pop out the kid after all on another soap I'm watching she had the baby after six months and no one mentioned a thing. I wonder if Maggie will be around for the shower since it does sound like she's going to go on the trip.
Vivian decides to do a little eavesdropping on Victor and Brady who end up talking about Maggie. Aw how sweet Brady's being all protective of Maggie since he doesn't want her to get hurt. Well Victor you don't have the best track record. Victor wants Brady to leave but he isn't and I just loved it when he said he hates Enormo more than he loves his principles or something along those lines. I vote Brady Black for the President of The We Hate Enormous "Enormo" Jackass Scumera Club! I'll be the treasurer. Vivian decides to stay instead of going to Tahiti because she wants to make sure Isabella's remains are handled with care. Yeah says the woman that put poor Isabella's remains in a pet cemetery. Maybe she should go to Tahiti where she's killed by a man that is a dead ringer for Frankie Brady.
Anyone else think that Ian is She Demon's long lost twin brother? At least his hair stayed down instead of magically ending up in a ponytail. He should just run away from her. She of course wants to know who changed the results of the paternity test. Who cares who changed them you stupid bitch since you're benefiting from them? Of course I want to know but her wanting to know is just stupid because she has nothing to do with it so she can't get in trouble unless of course it gets revealed that she knew about Phillip being the Daddy. Wasn't that just lovely when she said Melanie didn't deserve a Father like Daniel? Oh yeah bitch and you deserve your parents? No wonder they left town having you for a daughter. Now I wouldn't mind if she left Salem along with Enormo who I'd prefer to be dead.
