Hell Yes
Yes I'll admit that there was some yelling when I finally watched. I just couldn't tear myself away from my Sueprnaturalathon but I'm catching up today. Sadly there won't be an episode of Monday since it is a ghost town for soaps at least the American ones. Thanks a lot stupid golf. I know I'll be glued to my screen watching it oh wait no I want since I can't imagine anything more boring well I might make an exception if a certain someone that once upon a time lived in Salem happened to be playing golf. Yes he'd be working the golf porn. Oops where was I?
Damn I had a nice thought about when Enormo would be found but sadly it didn't go the way I wanted. I was hoping that Papa Scumera wouldn't come back so fast or he'd just assume his son went off somewhere for a few days. At some point there would be a smell which would lead to someone finding the body. Now that would be lovely but damn it the fucker was found way too soon although it was the next day. I don't speak Italian but I knew he was saying dead which is just music to my ears when it is applied to that monster son of his. Chad's better off not knowing because I'm thinking no one with a shred of sanity is going on being proud of being a Scumera unless they happen to be evil but the money sure would be nice.
I just hope that Daniel doesn't pull off a miracle and that Carly doesn't rush to the hospital. Take your time and hell maybe have a quickie in the closet. Oh joy the bad haircut is coming. He just looks terrible and I guess he's supposed to after all he was shot in the head. He does look better with hair and this horrible haircut makes him look older but I guess you can't object to a haircut when you've been shot in the head and need surgery. Please don't save the monster. I don't want to see the monster unless it is at his funeral. I'll be chanting die during the surgery which would be so wonderful. In case you didn't know already I want him dead after all I don't make a habit of making a death list for everyone.
Um why was Tweedle Dum wearing another robe? Did she wake up that morning and thought to herself that she wanted a shorter robe or what? She gets up just in time to fine NicDemon who wants to leave. It wasn't lost on me that Daniel said he'd do anything for Tweedle Dum which makes me wonder if he's the one that changed the paternity test. Hey I'm all for that and even though I think she's a total bitch I got to admit that I like her idea of witness protection with margaritas and cabana boys. That just makes me think of Owen my favorite Cabana Boy. She wanted to borrow some money but Daniel turned her down. What the hell? Daniel give her the damn money and send her packing. I half wondered if she might end up in Tahiti too. Just avoid Ross's house because he's trouble although he looks a hell of a lot like Frankie Brady.
I think Victor just wants to get rid of Vivian but she seems to think that this is some sign that he loves her. Wouldn't it be funny if she went to Tahiti and NicDemon showed up too? Hell maybe Anna's there too. Who knows where she is now. I'm not sure if Papa Scumera would kill her or not because the only reason I'm thinking she wasn't before was because she was married to Tony and he had that twinge of guilt about Tony's death after all he did disown him before Tony's accident. Would it really be a bad thing if Vivian got caught in the crossfire since I'm sure Victor's going to be in the doghouse when Papa Scumera finds out that Victor gave Rafe a few tips that led to him finding out the truth about Sydney's kidnapping.
It just might be me but Brady's giving off a Winchester vibe. He's certainly got the good looks and damn I lost that train of thought. Oops there I go again off the track. Oh yes he wasn't too happy about Vivian's plan and I'm sure he'd hate it even more if he knew the truth. Poor Isabella is now buried next to Pookie the chihuahua at Happy Hunting Pet Cemetery. Well that's another reason to think of the Winchester mentioning a cemetery and happy hunting. I didn't think she'd do that to poor Isabella. So does that mean that she had Gus take Isabella's remains to this pet cemetery to bury her. Um wouldn't she be too big to bury? Okay I'm going into ooky territory right now so I'm shutting up now. And now Vivian has the forged letters but Victor wants her to get packed so she can leave right away.
So it was Bozo and Carly's turn to go to the beach or lake or whatever. I've never seen this lake and if they were planning on fishing why not go to the pier? Oh wait that probably isn't a good place to go since it is so damn crowded there. Ciara of course wonders if Bozo sent Mommy away because he wanted to be with Carly. Ouch! Bozo was useless so Carly stepped in and took care of things. At least she doesn't seem to be as anti Carly as she has in the past. Talk about tricky talking to the kid when Mommy's in the loony bin because she totally lost it or is she in jail? At this point I have no idea because I'm spinning over everyone taking the blame for her because of course she can do no wrong. No Carly leaving Salem is a bad idea and what about your daughter? She asked Bozo what she should do.
Well it's not like the idiot has made things clear for anyone. Ciara of course wants her parents together while Bozo seems to be torn. He was all set to divorce Hagster and Grams died but now he doesn't seem all that eager to get the divorce which just puts Carly in a crappier sitch than before because it is very likely she'll end up losing him unless the man actually makes up his mind. I guess Bo and Carly had no plans to go swimming. I guess Bozo was hoping to have Ciara warm up to Carly but maybe he should have brought Ciara's best friend Theo so she'd have someone to play with.
Oh yes what girl wouldn't want a naked proposal after hopefully killing the monster that kidnapped and faked her baby's death? Please oh please Daniel don't save him. I do wonder when Rafe got the ring. Who knows maybe he got it from dear old Mom who never showed up in Salem even though her teenage daughter lives there now although not for long since I think the new Gabi will be older. It just sucks that they are killing Ari. I'm not happy about that at all since they really screwed up the character that had so much potential. Yeah let's be morons that focus on an evil rapist since he's just swell because he has a British accent.
I just loved seeing Enormo all bloody although I don't agree with Papa Scumera about a lot of blood because I thought there wasn't enough. I thought head wounds were supposed to be really bloody. So Sami dreamed about that wonderful moment and Rafe woke her up and they talked. Of course she pretended to not remember her dream although I'd be thinking of that moment fondly. Damn I want to make cupcakes to celebrate but of course there's no celebrating until the asshole is dead. It is still up in the air about whether or not I plan on breaking up with this soap or not. I really don't think I can stomach him surviving the gunshot. She should have fired twice after all it did have a silencer which was odd. Always put a silencer on the gun so no one can come running.
Of course it will look like murder with the murder weapon gone. Oh Sami what were you thinking? Wipe your prints off and put it back in Enormo's hand so it will look like a suicide. Well hopefully no one will find it after all she dumped it in the river but with her luck it will probably end up on the beach where her cousin Ciara will find it and it accidentally goes off. But hey Sami got herself a naked proposal which was great. I just love Rafe. I'm glad that she admitted how incredibly stupid she's been since she has been. You would think a Brady of all people would know better than to go anywhere near the Scumeras.
Come on Sami think about how many times Papa Scumera took your parents away from you along with giving her a fake Dad. Of course she said yes although it was an odd time to ask but whatever since this is the man she loves instead of that other creature that she was only marrying because she was jealous of NicDemon. So I'm trying to think positive although I get the bad feeling that when it comes to being a Scumera the monster doesn't fall far from the tree. I just want him gone since I've hated him from the start. Gee could you tell that I hate him? It should be handy to have an FBI guy around especially when Rafe finds out that Enormo was shot. Ooh he can totally be her alibi.
How odd that Maggie seems to have changed her mind about Victor. I guess following him and seeing him at the pier with Papa Scumera made her realize that Victor isn't so cute and cuddly. I don't want her to go around the world alone either. Come on wouldn't that be a great web series where Victor and Maggie travel around? Maybe they could plan an accident for Vivian. Of course she's worried about Brady so now she's thinking that he's drinking because of Victor. Um I'm not sure about that but Tweedle Dum was right when she called NicDemon a poison since she is exactly that to Brady. I think Brady's drinking because of the stupid writers screwing up Brady and Ari. She also thinks that Tweedle Dum getting knocked up was something that would upset Brady.
Damn it Sami why didn't you move the pillow away when you shot Enormo? I never thought I'd be pissed off at a stupid pillow but I was since the pillow helped Enormo. Damn it all to hell. Yes I was yelling bad pillow. Can't a girl just enjoy a richly deserved death especially when there are two other deaths I'm not happy about at all. Can't a girl get one enjoyable death during the summer of deaths? On the bright side Sami is sure to be fine because the cops of Salem PD just aren't on the ball like John McBain is. No offense Bozo but you know it's true after all it went totally unnoticed that Hagster was going around mugging people with the oh so fun finale of wanting to burn her husband alive.
