Drowning In My Sorrows
Wow for someone homicidal Enormo was pretty calm. Oh Lexie you're been hanging out with your evil brother too long. It is Anna and not Ana although the Brits pronounce it the way the single n name is pronounced. I'm just not sure he was saying should pay because Lexie hasn't done anything to pay for at least not for a long time since that whole baby switch crap that keeps getting recycled. Maybe he was talking to someone invisible after all Susan's as crazy as a loon. So Enormo has evil on one side and crazy on the other. Damn I wish Eileen would come back since she was just awesome playing all of those parts.
While he was off being all homicidal Ari decides to call Enormo since that's the smart thing to do. What is wrong with this girl? I hate that the PTB are trying to make me hate Ari by turning her into a bitch. What exactly has Sami done to be blamed for something so evil? That just made no sense that Ari would blame Sami for what happened. This is just a lame way to get rid of a character that they've just screwed over big time. Oh yes let's turn her into a big bitch so no one will be upset when she gets hit by a car and dies. Instead they should kill Enormo because that would make me insanely happy and I'd keep watching while my viewing is hanging in the balance at this point.
Rafe's confused by his sister's attitude and just took off with Sami when Ari was trying to blame Sami for what happened. In what universe would this be Sami's fault? Sure she's no angel but come on no Mother deserves what happened. It just sucks that he won't pay for what he did while Sami nearly died for something she didn't do. She's the one that was on the table with the needle in her arm. Ooh maybe they could sentence him to death after all that works pretty quick since both John and Sami were both sentenced and nearly died with him in the gas chamber and Sami strapped to the table until Lucas came in and confessed to Franco's murder at Sami's first wedding. I wonder if she gets a discount on the dress after all the dresses she's bought.
So while Ari was leaving a message Caroline pops up out of nowhere and lectures Ari. This isn't the last time she does that and I have to wonder if I'm the only one that thought of Gollum. She cracked me up or maybe I'm just cracking up. She said something about sticking with family which doesn't really make sense since Sami isn't family but maybe she meant that she should be more supportive of her brother who is clearly anti Enormo. Hell I'm the president of the I Hate Enormous Jackass Scumera. She disappeared and went who knows where. For all I know the next time she's seen she'll be hit by a car.
Rafe and Sami go off to his place. Now I'm all for a shirtless Rafe but I found it a bit odd that Sami would leave her kids especially Sydney behind after finding out about Enormo did. I would think she'd want to be with her at least but no she went off with Sexy Agent Guy. But hey I'm all for shirtless Rafe. Now where was I? Oh yes shirtless Rafe is good. Did I mention how good shirtless Rafe is. Anyhoo after falling asleep Sami ends up having a nightmare about the moment when Enormo told her that Sydney was dead. So of course right now she's feeling about the same as NicDemon who is afraid for her life. It is hard to remember since he rarely does the lawyer thing but the guy's a lawyer and a Scumera a family which is known for getting off. I certainly hope he doesn't because I want him gone and preferably dead. I can't stress how much I want him dead.
Kate of course wanted to talk to Will because she wants him to know that she was completely in the dark. How ironic that this is one time when she's actually innocent. She goes off on Papa Scumera who reminds her that he's the reason she isn't behind bars for poisoning Tweedle Dum. Will said he believed her and next he asked Grandpa Scumera if he knew and of course he lied which is stupid because he'll find out from Sami along with Rafe and Roman for that matter that he did know about it after all he's on the recording. Oh Papa Scumera that was dumb but he seems to think he'll be able to make everything just ducky. I'm not so sure that Kate believes he can make everything okay with her and Will. Hell I almost feel bad for her but she's Kate and that moment passes.
Will goes to the pub and calls his Dad. He's talking on the phone and actually defending Papa Scumera when out of nowhere pops Caroline again. Where the hell was she hiding? She just showed up. Maybe I am nuts because she just amused the hell out of me today unlike the other times lately when she's been a bit of a bitch. For some reason she just reminded me of Gollum. I think Will might need some deprogramming since he thinks Grandpa Scumera is such a great guy. I'm thinking Lucas is wondering about his kid's sanity. If only he'd come back to Salem since I would love that. I'd love to have him back and Enormo gone. It's just odd but it's almost like people are acting like Enormo is the Father of Sami's kids when that isn't true since two are Lucas's kids and damn it I demand a paternity test since it is possible that Johnny's his too after all Lucas does have dark hair and brown eyes.
Phillip takes Melanie to work and hello there's Nathan who is doing his first solo surgery. Phillip ends up finding out about Melanie being attacked at athe clinic and he doesn't react well. Yes you have the right to be pissy about her not saying anything about this when you're sitting on a huge secret yourself where you slept with someone else and knocked them up. Since a spoiler said it was someone you wouldn't suspect I'm going with Daniel for that and possibly Carly too since that wouldn't really be expected. I really doubt it was Nathan since I think Melanie mentioning Tweedle Dum's pregnancy surprised him and made him think about who the Father could be. Oh yes that's smart She Demon asking how far along the moron is. I enjoyed the paternity test on The Bold And The Beautiful a lot more.
What was up with She Demon's shirt? It was like a v neck that almost forgot to stop before getting to the belly button. It was just very odd and if Tweedle Dum was wearing that shirt someone would be peeking out. I swear I thought a boob was just going to pop out of that thing. I thought she told Ian that he didn't have to do any more favors for her after he agreed to try to change the test results? Now she wants him to find out who changed the results. Yeah that's going to be a piece of cake. She thinks that Phillip changed them so she wants to make sure he didn't screw up since she's all for keeping his secret after all it keeps him married which means Melanie won't go running off to Nathan.
Can She Demon leave Salem please? I know she's a Brady but I can't stand her. I'm sure Steve and Kayla would be horrified to find out what she's turned into but I guess Kayla will know after all she's coming back to Salem. Stephen's still on The Young And The Restless right? So I guess he won't be coming back to Salem since he's in Genoa City. That's the name of the place right? I think it is. I have a list of Salemites that I wouldn't mind leaving or hell you can kill at least one of them but make a little adjustment to the kill plan since I know who I would to end up dead. Gee who could that be? I'll give you a clue he's British and tall and had flopping hair today.
The OR scenes are so lame. What is up with the scrub caps? They just look so very funny. Did they only come in large so they sit on Nathan and Melanie's heads oddly. They look much better on Grey's Anatomy. I'm sure the patient was laughing too since it looked like a game of dress up. I do agree with Melanie about that snarky bitch. I guess someone doesn't like the Horton clan. I bet Mike had to go through the same crap too but of course when I think of Mike Horton I think of Michael T Weiss because I really didn't like Roark as Michael. I have nothing against the guy it's just that they made him so stiff instead of wacky guy that wears Hawaiian shirts. He was so adorable with Lisa. Nathan ends up having a spasm but I guess he did surgery not that anything was shown all because Melanie believed in him. Well it does help when someone believes in you.
Aw Daniel goes into protective mode concerning his family. He isn't happy about NicDemon staying with them but he does allow her to stay. I think it would be hilarious if she had to go to a homeless shelter. Maybe she would run into that chick that found She Demon's birth control pills and liked the box. Maybe she could make a friend. She does seem very grateful but she makes a huge mistake and has him go back home. Uh oh where's George Mickey. Oh there he is coming. No wait that's the evil Enormo who is drunk and implied that he snapped George's neck or maybe he puked on him. Yeah he's looking full on crazy so the Banks side of the family is shining through Now these two have great chemistry and I hate the both of them. Hee she told him that he's dead inside and that he's good at acting human which she didn't realize when she was in love with him.
Hell NicDemon even sounded really sorry for Sami. That's another thing I hate about him which would be calling her Samantha while he's calling NicDemon Nicky. Dude only her brother calls her that. Well I won't hold my breath on him liking her although I was kind of hoping they'd both fall into the river kind of like Callisto and Valesca fell off the bridge on Xena and just drowned. Nah that's too good for him isn't it? Well at this point I'd be fine with him choking to death on a carrot but I won't hold my breath. I did enjoy seeing the preview for tomorrow where he's holding a gun to his head and Sami's sneaking into the mansion. They really need to work on their security don't they? So it will be bittersweet with me cheering when he's shot and doing the exact opposite when he survives.
