Kinky Obsession
I really want my death because I want to be able to celebrate the day he gets shot, the day he gets declared dead along with the day he gets buried or better yet cremated. Yes I have plans where I'll make cupcakes and see if I can have little coffins on top or maybe I'll write Ding Ding The Evil Bastard Is Dead. Oh wait that probably wouldn't fit on a cupcake. Of course I probably wouldn't be able to write on a cupcake since I'd be lucky not to burn the cupcakes but damn it those mixes are pretty handy. I guess I could buy some cupcakes and celebrate the day but that only works if the bastard is dead.
It is always a delight when Victor's on and he noticed Tweedle Dum's belly that all of a sudden popped out literally after she took a shower because she looked flat when she was wearing the robe. She proved once again how stupid she is by yelling at Victor when he asked her who the Father was. Of course she's on edge because she is carrying his grandchild although like Victor said Daniel is like another son to him so he'll be Grandpa regardless which must thrilled the girl to death. Loved that titled head I'm an idiot look she got on her face.
I still wonder if it was Daniel that changed the paternity test results. I swear I'm sick of paternity tests at this point since they are happening on every flaming soap I watch and yet another one showed up but at least this latest one is kind of good because hopefully it will get the Dad out of the basement which would be nice for a change. He tried to be on his best behavior but he's Victor so he insulted her a little and apologized. At least she told Daniel to stay and work things out with Victor after all Victor does love Daniel. Imagine his reaction if he finds out what Phillip did. I'm thinking it wouldn't be pretty.
I'm just glad that Sami got her sanity back and for the time being anyway she gets her name back but I reserve the right to revoke it at the time of my choosing. I loved it when she told the son of a bitch that she only came back to him after seeing Rafe kissing NicDemon. The loser even got down on his hands and knees and tried to excuse himself. Oh sure you moved heaven and earth all right to get your revenge and now your ass is toast. I eagerly look forward to the shooting. I don't think I've ever been so happy to hear about someone getting shot ever but damn it to hell I want him dead and not a little dead either. I was hoping she smack him or kick him but sadly that didn't happen.
While Roman was giving the good news to Caroline who hopefully will be in a better mood Ari walks in. She overhears about the rutabaga that wasn't and I'm thinking oh crap she's going to go to see Enormo which she does. They are screwing things up big time making her more like she was when the part was played by that other girl who I didn't like at all. So are they going to make us hate Ari so we won't be sorry to have her hit by a car although I'm kind of hoping that it is Enormo that gets hit by the car instead. Now that would be beautiful and something else to celebrate. It might require a cake instead of cupcakes.
Rafe goes back to the mausoleum so Sami's able to leave after all Papa Scumera did go home too along with the kids and Kate. I agree that Rafe was having a bit of a problem getting to the point so she told him and he did telling her that Enormo was behind everything which she didn't know about and she ends up finding out that her husband knew. Oh yeah I'm sure she'd be thrilled to find out that he was proud of his evil and twisted son for doing something so evil. It was funny when Papa Scumera accused him of losing his mind. Hello Susan Banks isn't exactly Miss Stable Mommy after all Papa Scumera did trick her by dressing up like Elvis when they spawned this evil creature.
Sami leaves but Johnny isn't too eager to go but Sydney has her bear so she's ready to go and Allie just looked like she wanted to leave. Johnny gave the evil Daddy a hug and they left with the real man which would be Rafe. So she's moved into the pub with the kids and she vowed that Enormo would never see the kids ever again and here's hoping that Papa Scumera has a heart attack or falls into a coma because he won't be seeing the kids either while Rafe and Roman are going to make sure they pay. Well that would be a nice change. Sami hugs Rafe after all he did save her again.
Vivian goes to see Maggie because she wants to know which mortician Maggie used for Mickey's funeral. Oh talk about tacky. I'm just not sure what she was doing with her earring. Aren't those clip ons? She makes a big deal of putting her earring in her purse and Maggie goes upstairs to get the receipt with the information that Vivian wants. She reminds Vivian that they don't like one another and basically in a very nice way tells her not to come back. Vivian snoops around and discovers that Maggie's planning a trip and oops Melanie catches Vivian who had a pen or something in her mouth. She said she wanted to leave Maggie a note and told Melanie that she should come with Phillip for some drinkies. Yeah right I don't think so you loon.
So now Maggie has something to look forward too. Gee is Victor rubbing off on Maggie or have I just gone crazy? On second thought maybe you shouldn't answer that. Vivian calls up Gus who is there with the sarcophagus She goes on about burial technology and how it is so much funner this time around. Maggie was right about Vivian's kinky obsession with her precious nephew. She said she wanted the biggest coffin for him and Maggie said when you love someone that the size of the coffin doesn't matter but of course this is the same woman that had the bad taste to go on like Larry was some innocent man to the woman her precious nephew raped.
I had a confusion moment when Papa Scumera called some goon Marco and told him to do something so I figured that was the guy breaking into NicDemon's place. She had just come home to pack her things because she knows that Enormo will want to kill her after he got outed for being an evil son of a bitch. Well he did say he was going to kill her and frankly I wouldn't mind if they killed each other but much like Sami she's never managed to pull off killing someone but hey there's a first time for everything right? She heard someone picking the lock and she turned the light off and hid. Um here's a thought you might want to close the curtain to avoid people looking in but that's just me.
So she grabs something but I'm not sure what it was.She hides while this guy with a gun goes into her place. I'm thinking this is Marco who was sent to kill her but nope he's George Mickey an FBI guy because Agent Pizza Guy handed over the case to this guy. Maybe she'll eventually end up with a hot guy like Sami did. She had a few before she ended up with Rafe. But she doesn't trust anyone so she goes over to the only friend she has in town and brings Tweedle Dum a gift after all it is her birthday. She gets a surprise when she sees Tweedle Dum's bump. I'm sure Daniel will be thrilled to have her move in. Well there are two rooms because that's the same place where Carrie lived with Jesse and they were just friends.
