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I'm not sure what the three journeys was about. I guess Guinevere going out would be one while Merlin was another and Arthur going after Guinevere was another. In a word this episode sucked. I'm sure I could think of other words but that one will do. It was boring which is another word. I'm not even sure if I want to watch the next episode. It started off pretty good and just seemed to go downhill. I'm not even sure if I'll be able to stomach as many episodes of this show as I did with Spartacus which I tried to like but just couldn't. I made it through most of the season. I think there were just two episodes left or possibly one.

Guinevere ended up getting some message about her father so she takes off. I wonder where her husband is. Hell I'm a bit fuzzy on who her husband is although she did seem to get really cozy with Arthur but that's no shocker after all they did have the cave sex. But I think they were under a spell at the time or maybe they just felt like having cave sex. I guess she made it home to say goodbye to her father so they go to the library. Oh yeah some goons came and tried to kidnap her but the one dude underestimated her since she was able to stab him and Arthur took out the other one while the other just ran away which was pretty smart of him after all that beats getting run through with a sword.

Since I make no secret of the being bored I might have dozed off during this excruciatingly long fifty minute episode. Yes it was quite painful but I stopped to eat some dinner and struggled through the last ten minutes. At least things perked up a little on Morgan's side of town. Some chick showed up who was badly burned. It seems that Morgan's pet Nun is a pyro not to mention a killer since girls were being sacrificed for who knows what. Morgan put the Nun's hand in the fire but the chick wanted the bitch to burn after all her daughter died and who knows how many nuns. I'm assuming nuns died too after all the nunnery would be the home of the nuns. I'm guessing that's why she showed up in the first place.

But I have to wonder if the whole burning of the hand was real or not. I think Morgan might have used magic to give that woman a good show or maybe she burned the Nun's hand and later healed it. Maybe I'm just thinking too much since I was bored to death and wanted something interesting to happen. Well it really didn't. I can't say I'm all that eager to dive into episode seven next week so I just might go back to doing an anime or possibly a cartoon post unless things really pick up in the next episode. I'd ask but that would require an answer which I know I won't get. I don't know why that is but that's how it is.

Did another telenovela post so go to the link above this post. If it isn't the first post you see scroll down since I might end up doing another blog post/update post sometime this evening.

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May 15th 2011 @ 23:43

Posted By: soap girl - Category: Camelot

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Justice

I knew that nun was up to no good. So she hires that guy to beat her so that can be used in Morgan's quest to come off smelling like a rose. She pretended to send a message to her brother who was a bit busy after all there was a lynch mob going after a poor man who was protecting his daughter from some headman that likes raping girls. Luckily Arthur and Gawain were around when that girl was running off so they could stop the crazy villagers from liking that guy.

Arthur decides to take the guy and his daughter along with the angry villagers back to Camelot so he could be Judge Judy. It turns out that the village has this bizzaro policy where the headman gets to rape girls which can't be something all of the people like. This girl was next on the list hence this guy killing the bastard to save his daughter. I don't blame him for that but these morons at Village Rape Is Okay Dokie want the guy dead. Instead Arthur banishes the guy. Yeah I kind of doubt the guy would want to live there anyway and it turns out that his daughter is the biological daughter of the rapist which makes it even more disturbing but he doesn't care since this is his little girl so he seems to be the one good guy in the whole damn village.

Gawain goes back with the guy along with his daughter Caitlyn. I don't care which version it is since that damn name is spelled about twelve different ways so I'm just picking one and leaving it at that. He isn't too happy with this village either since the same thing happened to his mom. But Head Asshole decides he doesn't like the verdict of Judge Judy so he gets his goons and the fight is on. Luckily Arthur shows up and they kick their asses. So no more raping for you you pervert and pedophile. This one guy can't be the only one disgusted about it but he was the only one willing to step up and do something about it.

While Arthur's dealing with Village Rape is Okay Dokie and I'm sure a rename is in order after all that is a sucky name for a village his sister is quite busy. That nun was pretty clever in a totally evil sort of way.She must be from the evil branch of the nuns. That guy that was hired to beat her was pretty stupid when he showed up again but the nun told him that she hired him so Morgan would take pity on her and let her stay. Uh she was already there but this guy obviously didn't know that. That's strange since she's the only nun wandering around but it does make a statement to have a nun get beaten up since that just looks horrible.

Of course Arthur is totally clueless about what's going on because he didn't get a message from his sister but that's the whole point. Now Morgan's coming off as a saint while Arthur just seems to be the unfeeling bastard unless you're one of the villages from the formerly known Village where rape was okay dokie. He really needs to get himself a seer or a fortune teller to look in her crystal ball and spy on his sister since he needs to be clued in. He also needs to find himself a crown since that would make him look more kingly.

Merlin seems to have gone crazy. I guess that's what happens when you kill a girl that was just scared. I bet Xena would have been able to save her. Well maybe he'll think twice next time when it comes to freezing a lake. It does look like Arthur's mom wanted to make the moves on Merlin but he wasn't into it. Maybe he's taken a vow or maybe there's something he doesn't want her to see. Still not sure what her name is but she seems to be taken with Merlin while I wonder why the guy doesn't have any hair. I would think he'd be able to magic up some hair. Wizards should have hair. Sure it saves on shampoo and conditioner but it just seems strange to me. Think about how odd Harry would look if he didn't have hair.

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May 1st 2011 @ 21:17

Posted By: soap girl - Category: Camelot

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Lady Of The Lake

I'm not sure if it has to do with me being a bit cranky because my back is killing me or if I'm just not that into this show but damn I'm glad the episode finally ended. I swear I thought it would never end which is always a bad sign.

I'm a bit confused which happens a lot but I can't be the only one confused. Morgan was sick because of that spell she cast and maybe she was watching All My Children since she ends up wigging out at the sight of a nun although it should be a minister that causes her to wig out after all there's the fake McCreepy lurking around Pine Valley. But when she starts bleeding she has what's her name get the nun who was outside.

So the nun helps her out and she ends up living but it looked like she turned into her stepmother hence the confusion but she still sound the same. Maybe I was hallucinating since she was hallucinating too. I would swear that guy told her to follow his erection which makes no sense at all. Note to self: Don't do spells that involve looking through another person's eyes because you'll yell for bread and start bleeding from the eyes and nearly die before turning into someone else.

Arthur daydreamed about the cave sex with Blondie but there was a lot of smoke. I don't recall it being so smoky. Anyhoo it looks like Morgan might have told him to go for it although she looked like Mom at the time. I'm not sure what was going on really and this time I can't blame it on being in the wrong language. But Blondie told Arthur that she's happy with her husband whose name I don't know. I'll go with Watcher for now since he was watching her sleep which can be either creepy or sweet.

The guy with the dark hair now likes Arthur after he told everyone that they need to fight dirty. Well that is true especially when swords are involved. Maybe someone could go fight dirty with that bastard Brian Frons so they can force him into changing his mind about his ultimately stupid decision. He's given his thumbs up which is good after all you want it to be up instead of down when you're the king.

Merlin goes off and finds this guy washing himself. I would have enjoyed it if the guy was hot but that's just the shallow talking. I really don't know why he went there but the fire was acting very strange so I wonder if it was Dahak. The guy goes all crazy on Merline and the fire kills him but the daughter thinks Merlin killed him with the sword. Yeah she didn't bother to notice that he was burned and not run through. So she takes off which was a really bad idea.

Wow that must come in handy being able to freeze water. I have no idea why the girl thought she'd go for a boat ride with a sword. I guess she wanted to toss it back in the lake. Merlin freezes the water and tells her to stay put but of course she doesn't listen. She ends up falling overboard with the sword which wasn't good because the lake froze up. She was only able to hold up the sword which Merlin pried out of her hand. I did notice that he didn't really make much of an effort to save the girl. And later on he told some bogus story about her calling her a siren but nope she's just a dead girl floating in the lake.

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April 25th 2011 @ 00:20

Posted By: soap girl - Category: Camelot

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Guinevere

I'm confused which happens often but I think in this case I have a right to be confused. I just knew Morgan was going to use those shackles on someone. She ends up sending the housekeeper or whatever she is to Arthur's pad to invite him to dinner. I guess she doesn't have his cellphone number. He comes with Merlin of course who is the one that ends up shackled in Morgan's bed. So she has a thing for Merlin. She drugged him which makes me wonder if she watches Days Of Our Lives since Sami did that but nope she didn't molest the guy in any way. She just wanted him tied up until after Arthur and Guinevere had cave sex.

At least I think that's what she did since I'm a bit fuzzy on what's going on. Did I blink and miss something that explains this. I'm guessing that Morgan jabbed Arthur on purpose so she was able to cast a spell. Didn't he look like someone else when he went to Guinevere's room? They end up leaving and have cave sex. Oh I bet Captain Forehead and Gooblee would be jealous about that and hey magically blankets show up so they don't get sand all over. Too bad showers aren't around since I'm sure one would come in handy.
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April 17th 2011 @ 18:47

Posted By: soap girl - Category: Camelot

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The Sword And The Crown

I guess having Mommy dead kind of dampens the mood since there was not Buttpalooza this time although there were some abs courtesy of King Big Lots and boobage courtesy of Morgan. Isn't she supposed to be a witch? At least she doesn't have to marry King Big Lots now since he's dead. That is King Bit Lots right? She's certainly making up for all those years in the nunnery and what exactly is she going to do with that wolf all naked? I probably don't want to know do I?

Sadly Arthur wasn't shirtless although he should have been after all he ended up getting his shirt wet so he should have taken it off. Yes I continue to stay on the track that wants all the cute guys to fling off their shirts to give me a cheap thrill. Anyhoo he ends up at the beach and meets some blonde chick that pulls a knife on him. Talk about crappy luck since his new friend is her betrothed. Whoopsie so much for his dream coming true whatever it was. I'm guessing she was naked but I could be wrong after all I didn't see the dream or vision he claimed to have had.
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April 10th 2011 @ 22:44

Posted By: soap girl - Category: Camelot

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Homecoming

Why doesn't anyone pay attention when I offer my services to name the first episode? So once again the overused Pilot shows up for this first episode of Camelot. Why? I have no idea. Hell it could be called Long Live The King or Whore Gets The Boot although I'm not so sure if you can say Whore in a title of a show even if it happens to be on Starz. Curse the blasted window for closing which meant I had to watch over again the part that I had watched. Don't you hate when that happens? Whoops just found out that it does have a name so I guess someone that wasn't me of course put the wrong thing down.

I have to say this beats Spartacus since that just blew. I tried to like it and even managed to watch most of the season. This was one of those instances that I was glad that cable has seasons that resemble British seasons but I never did make it through the first season even though I tried. I think I managed to do ten of the I think twelve episodes. Now here you've got two brothers fighting over a naked girl. I just wonder why they don't have scantily clad men dancing during dinner along with the chicks. It was quite exciting with the King keeling over since Morgan poisoned his soup. Hey I thought Kings had food tasters. Maybe he had the day off. His ass is so fired.
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April 3rd 2011 @ 20:37

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