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5/12/11 All My Children

Oh so Chloe Lane pulled a Liza back in high school too at least I think I do which is why he just hates her. Anyhoo that was something new that I found out about Liza who I'm guessing was played by Marcy Walker at the time who I only saw on Santa Barbara when she played Eden.who ironically married a guy with the last name of Castillo. Wonder if Cruz is related to Cara and Griff. I guess that's why Jesse has a beef with her since I'm going to go out on a limb and say it wasn't true. I guess she feels it is good to be yelled at every so often. But Jesse better watch it since he seems to be very close to losing it.

I really could have done without another doppelganger. Tis the season to have a evil doppelganger. Mine better not kidnap me So Jigsaw is revealed and hello she is the spitting image of Erica Kane. I'm so very thrilled about that. Can't you hear the excitement in my words? Trebuchet Font where are you? Thanks to a nail file Erica was able to pry the door open which wasn't a bad idea. That's pretty clever although it wasn't so clever risking the call to Jack's cellphone since little Spike answered the call but hey it is all good because now they know that Erica was kidnapped.

I was a bit worried that Bianca wasn't going to believe Spike but luckily she did and since Jigsaw found out about the call she decided to demand a ransom. She had Erica do a ransom video and to stall Erica asked if she could do her makeup. Oh yes that's a great idea. Always make sure to look your best when doing a ransom video. I'll keep that in mind just in case my evil twin decides to kidnap me. I hope I get a nice setup too instead of a recreation of my room since that would be a little too scary. There better be a bathroom with no cameras and a bathtub.

I guess Jack won't be doing anything with Krystal now that the truth is out. Yep they were making with the smoochies and close to doing more but they didn't. Caleb shows up and I was wondering how he beat Bianca but I realize that she had to drop off Spike (although I thought she had all the kids with her) at Wildwind or whatever. I wonder if I'd be forced to name my house if I ever got rich unexpectedly. I'd consider it but damn La Bubble is taken. Krystal called Jesse I assume to get the call traced and Bianca called the cops in St Barts.

I feel so bad for both Madison and Scott since things aren't looking good for these two. Now he has extra guilt coupons since he knows that the ringing phone is sort of to blame for the accident. He was the one doing all the calling. If you're upset and get behind the wheel always turn the phone off so you don't get into an accident. Scott ends up finding out so he shows up just before Gooblee and Captain Forehead do but Madison isn't too happy to see Scott so he has to leave the room. The poor guy needs a hug or maybe he could take his shirt off and make me feel better.

Wow Captain Forehead was acting like a friend to Scott for a change or maybe it is just a case of the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Even Liza wasn't too thrilled with David telling Madison after all she's completely innocent in this mess. Scott isn't so innocent but what person wouldn't take the chance to get out of jail. No one can blame him for that and once he was out it's not like Gooblee could have had him thrown back in jail. Madison did ask if Scott was on her payroll.

The guy didn't take anything but the get out of jail card and got to know her and genuinely care about her but Madison isn't thinking about that right now since she's just feeling betrayed and now her baby's life is possibly in jeopardy. Hopefully she'll let Scott explain things and forgive him since damn it they are just too adorable. The fingers are crossed because I really like these too together. I'm trying not to think about the future since it is looking pretty grim so I continue to live in the land of denial.

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May 12th 2011 @ 19:53

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See Things In A New Light

5/11/11 All My Children

That just sucks Erica is finally able to make a call and damn it Jack left his phone at Krystal's which would have been fine if Bianca took the phone to Jack. She should have let Krystal do it so Jack could have answered the phone instead of adorable Spike. He's a cutie but I'm not sure if he's going to tell Aunt Bianca about Grandma being in danger. Looks like this Jack is being just as dumb as the British Jack although he did toss out the booze while British Jack keeps drinking and ended up having sex with the chick just off drugs. I wonder if Krystal will push him away or if she'll just give in with Jack.

I wonder if Erica has a bathroom. Well she does have a better setup than a coffin so things could be worse. If I was being held captive I'd pick that setting myself since the idea of peeing in a coffin just doesn't sound like all that much fun and Erica does get food. But since Erica's taking too long picking something to wear it looks like she just might get caught making that phone call. It is a bit tricky reading a book that really isn't a book at all. There should be a book along with the cellphone so she can at least read while she's being held by Jigsaw. But who will go in the room Jigsaw or one of the minions? Whoever this is this person has to have big bucks since it can't be cheap recreating a bedroom.

At first I wasn't in agreement with Krystal about the good old days when David was in a coma since another person came to mind. I'll give you a clue he's tall, evil, annoying, and British. But if he was in the coma he wouldn't have overheard Scott and Gooblee talking. Damn I didn't think that would get revealed so fast. He saw Madison at Confusion so he spilled all but Madison acted like she knew. Maybe I'm insane but I thought she did know at least part of it like the part where Gooblee wanted Scott to keep Madison away from Captain Forehead. Damn he just should have told her while he had the chance but damn he didn't have much of one. Never talk about secrets when your mortal enemy has just left the room since he could be listening in on something you don't want him to hear.

Aw an Emma sighting but sadly she wasn't on very long. She didn't seem too happy about Captain Forehead fighting. I would have thought she'd be dancing on the tables or maybe that would be me if I could be sure I wouldn't slide off. She was even nice to Gooblee which was pretty painful. She should get an ice cream for that. Too bad she isn't buddies with Johnny since at his place they are given ice cream all the time at least Sydney is since she got it twice in one day. Gooblee better not get too excited after all the kid just asked how she was which is something we all do and admit it most of the time you could really care less about what the other person is going to say since it is just habit since you really don't want to know what the cashier's day has been like or maybe that's just me.

Damn now it looks like one of my favorite twosomes are on the rocks. Ironically Madison was defending Gooblee earlier about her keeping Madison's secret. Now she's just seeing red although I'm wondering about all those benches in the park. There are a lot of benches there. It was like benchapoolza. Hopefully it won't end like it did when Theresa and Gwen had that cat fight that resulted in that bitch Gwen falling and losing her baby although it was the bitch's fault in the first place for attacking Theresa and leaving the hospital when she knew she shouldn't have. I just hope this doesn't mean the end for Scott and Madison since they are adorable. As for Captain Forehead I could care less so I'm fine with David screwing with him but I just wish he had left my twosome of cuteness out of this mess.

Damn Jack if you want to toss the booze out toss it my way since I could use some booze right about now. Maybe it would help me forget about my headache and the slicked up hands not to mention the absolutely horrible weather. It has been raining for hours and sometimes it was the evil white stuff which I saw on the windshields of cars outside. Good thing I used that coupon since there's no way I could have gone to the store today unless I wanted to go for the drowned rat look. He even had a chat with Caleb and asked for his advice on how to stay sane. Maybe I should take some notes.

At least things are going good with Asher and Caleb. I guess he made the website. That was a funny conversation they were having when Asher said he should change the picture but damn I really need some bleach to get that image out of my head since I don't want to picture Caleb in speedos and a mask. I'd rather see someone else do that. Maybe Griff and Jake could battle it out instead. At least they'd look better in speedos but I'm not so sure about the masks. Also I'm sure they wouldn't want to be sitting on a porcupine. He was totally moving over that Erica picture. Asher used the date that Caleb left the mountain as his birthday. Um I'm sure that would make him very young since I don't think he's been on for that long maybe a couple years if that. I'd ask but no one would answer so I'd have to check Wikipedia but my fingers don't want to make the effort since they are starting to scream.

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May 11th 2011 @ 19:24

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Take A Compliment

5/10/11 All My Children

Album Nigrum would really be fuming if she came into Jake's room a little earlier when he was holding Cara's hand. But as usual Album Nigrum gives Cara the stink eye. Cara doesn't have to do a thing since the marriage should go down in flames without her doing a thing especially with Album Nigrum's plan to get herself knocked up like that's supposed to super glue her to Jake. I guess she took the day off.

I thought Album Nigrum was supposed to be working for JR in Annie's old job. She might have been crazy but at least she was seen doing work while this gal just stayed at the hospital all night. He wasn't that badly hurt and of course Cara's going to feel guilty about him getting hurt although I think he might try wearing a helmet since his head seems to be really soft. But I also thought Cara was watching the kids but poof they disappeared.

I think Cara's drawing more attention to herself with that scarf. It's not like anyone would notice her around there. Hell University Hospital has more people wandering around than this place. I don't think I've ever seen a nurse in the place. She looked like she was bringing Jake some food and she wanted to apologize although the one that should be apologizing should be Mr Winslow who is a total jerk. Someone should give him a time out in the corner so he can think about why his daughter would ask for Cara when she was told that she could have whatever she wanted.

Album Nigrum's just pissed that she missed out on her chance to get knocked up since that's such a great plan. Maybe someone could knock her out next to knock some sense into her. Instead of giving Cara the stink eye maybe she should try fixing her marriage since the problem is Jake because he obviously has feelings for both of them. Jake was dreaming about both of his weddings or rather his three weddings. But it was Cara's hand he grabbed not to mention he told her that she didn't say I do.

Cara did say that she used to think about their wedding all the time but I do think she isn't so much anymore since she now has Tad. I don't think she's totally over Jake but I think she's getting there and Album Nigrum's is just being all paranoid and stupid because Cara's never tried making the moves no Jake unless being concerned about a little girl is considered making moves on a guy. Also Tad's just awesome at least think so but what do I know. I'm rooting for Cara and Tad since they are just so adorable.

I have the power to give and take away names but this time I'm giving a name back so by the power invested by me for me I unrename Moose back to Marissa. Bianca went to see Marissa since she wanted some backup when she talked to nasty little girl's mom. JR wasn't too happy since he had breakfast plans but he didn't complain and he was really sweet with AJ when he asked if JR was mad at him. The kid was sticking up for his friend which is a good thing. Too bad Johnny didn't have a little friend like that when that nasty Reed called him a clops.

I know I felt like putting that bitch in a headlock. Marissa looked like she was going to jump over the counter so the bitch thought they were a couple and Bianca apologizes to Marissa which is silly since she has nothing to be sorry about. Aw Marissa said she'd be honored to have a partner like her after all her last partner was lacking. Yes I think she's finally grown on me just as long as she stays away from the Happy Hookerwear. This bitch was asking how Bianca had kids like it was some strange thing. The ironic thing is that this chick was black so you'd think she'd sympathize after all people can be incredibly stupid about a lot of things including race but nope she was just as much of a bigot as though who think they're better than another race which I've never understood.

Bianca ends up talking to Miranda and no I didn't get misty I just had something in my eye. I hate when I get something in my eye. She did it a lot better than I would because I'd tell the kid that people can be cruel and stupid but nope Bianca said that it wasn't Amber's fault. No it really isn't the kid's fault since I blame the bitch that's the mother for not teaching her kid that people are just people. Weirdly Marissa going with Bianca as backup helped JR a bit since Marissa said she was proud of him. He wasn't too thrilled with this woman either. I'm sure everyone agrees that Amber's mom is a total bitch. Bianca really needs to work on her comebacks since she just yelled out that she'd see the bitch at the next PTA meeting.

I wouldn't want to eat the bitch's baking since who knows what she'd put in it. She might put laxatives or something for the lezzies as she calls them. Yeah I wanted to slap the bitch. She used the excuse of telling the truth as a reason to call people names. So I wonder if she uses that same logic when someone calls her derogatory names. Maybe Amber will eventually realize how stupid her mother is. If I was Bianca I'd slap the bitch in the face but I guess Bianca has more class than I do. What's up with the themes? This is the third soap with bullying in it. I'm waiting for another hooker to show up now.

Thank you Kendall for speaking on behalf on the gringos and gringas. Two kids showed up because one of them was hurt but I have to wonder how they knew Griff was a doctor. He patched the kid up and they got Griff and Kendall some breakfast. Kendall was just impressive picking out the words she knew. I think I even got the gist of the conversation. I think the one kid was telling Griff that he'd be crazy if he didn't make a move on Kendall or something along those lines and he called Kendall beautiful and very hot. I think Dr Delicious is muy caliente myself and I'm sure others would agree.

Since Griff wants to clear himself of the drug dealing he's having the two kids keep an eye out for him. Kendall isn't too thrilled with that idea. Now Kendall has to deal with McCreepy who has plans of his own that Kendall has no idea about. Yep he's on the boat arranging for food. I'm guessing that's mostly for him since she's so tiny that she probably doesn't eat much unless she's one of those very annoying people that can inhale all they want and not gain an ouch. I hate those people and wish I was one of those people. Color me crazy but I thought McCreepy mentioned the hit while he was practicing his creepy ass proposal.

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May 10th 2011 @ 19:46

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Warms Your Cockles

5/9/11 All My Children

Tad and Cara are adorable. Now I'm going to be obsessing about french fries like Cara was. Aw Tad got her a job at the free clinic. Hey I believe David works there unless I've gone insane and hallucinated that. She ends up getting a call from Jake because McKenzie wants to see him. Hey wasn't she on this soap for a little while anyway after Passions? Whoops I forgot for a minute that I'm the girl that asks questions that don't get answered so I'll just have to look it up. Cara of course goes after all Jake did call her. Tad does have a point about Jake calling her. Of course she's going to go after all she knows what this poor kid is going through.
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May 9th 2011 @ 19:42

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I'm Gonna Strangle Someone

5/6/11 All My Children

I'm right there with Erica because I feel like strangling someone right now too. Yep I've been doing fun battle that is in no way fun and Herbie's been acting strange too which isn't helping matters any. Hopefully both things will be cleared up or I'm sending Erica after them. Oops I wonder if one of my alters might have kidnapped Erica after all I am wearing red nail polish this week. I'm pretty sure I haven't because I'm lucky if I can scrape enough change to get a bagel so that whole setup with the recreated room just seems way too pricey for it to be me and there's at least the one minion.
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May 6th 2011 @ 19:35

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I Want To Do Right By You

5/5/11 All My Children

The way networks figure out the ratings is totally bogus. 21,000 people are saying what I'm watching along with millions of other people. In what world is that accurate? Since I'm a pessimist I just think this is the beginning of the end since I've been waiting for the axe to fall on Days after Passions was killed but maybe soap fans should twitter each of the networks after they watch a soap to show just how stupid their so called ratings are. Just a thought although at this point it would take a miracle since it seems like ABC would be the new soap killer since they're going to be topping NBC for most soaps killed never mind that they have a few shows at night that are soapy even if they don't come right out and call them soaps.
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May 5th 2011 @ 19:27

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This Is Wrong With A Capital What The Hell Are You Doing

5/4/11 All My Children

Yay all four of my favorite residents were on today although I wouldn't have minded more of them. I am confused since it sounded like Gooblee was threatening Ryan but unless I've gone crazy I could have sworn that Scott told Madison how Gooblee wanted him to keep her distracted but he ended up liking her for real so she has no power unless I'm totally wrong about that. I'm sure Emma will be happy to know that Captain Forehead isn't too happy with Gooblee and the best part is that she was going to fess up to him herself. I'm thinking there won't be any wedding bells so Emma's going to be jumping up and down about that.
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May 4th 2011 @ 19:27

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Whisking You Away

5/3/11 All My Children

I'll see if this goes through today since it was eaten yesterday. Gooblee's busted and Madison didn't do a thing since it was Frankie that put the breadcrumb right in front of Captain Forehead when he finally realized that Madison had a doctor's appointment. I wish Scott was there instead since Madison and Scott are just adorable while Captain Forehead is a big dumb oaf that finally got clued in on his "wife" lying to him. The ironic thing is that it looked like she was considering telling him. I was amused when Frankie got all up in Captain Forehead's grill as Roxy would say. He did it without actually saying anything about Gooblee at all.
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May 3rd 2011 @ 19:45

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Jump Out And Punch Him

4/29/11 All My Children

I guess McCreepy doesn't like being watched since he's usually the one doing the watching. After Bianca fed him a bunch of lies about Kendall and Zack he of course called Kendall wanting to meet her. She suggested the park which is a nice spot but Dr Delicious wanted to come too. He was hiding in the bushes but he left his cellphone on so McCreepy heard that and announced that they were being watching but Kendall distracted him.
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April 29th 2011 @ 19:23

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The Trees Have Eyes And Ears

4/28/11 All My Children

Cara and Tad continue to be adorable which is no shocker. Griff has Kendall give her a message so she knows she'll see him again since the bottle cap just said deposit instead of no return, no deposit or whatever it was. I'm going to continue to live in denial and think about these two being around for years and years. If I think of the reality I'd probably be sitting in a corner somewhere crying. And she was just adorable with the kids and Tadsita. I bet JeJune would have smoke coming out of his ears if he could have seen them at the park but nope he's too busy banging Nigrum Album who threw away her birth control pills.
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April 28th 2011 @ 19:33

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For Dessert I Get The Key To The Door

4/27/11 All My Children

Well it certainly looks like Krystal's the one that took Erica since she was watching something on her phone when Jack showed up in the park. I just wonder how she managed to pull it off since she doesn't exactly seem like she's rich. Sure she has a restaurant but that still doesn't scream to me anyway that she has enough cash lying around to recreate Erica's bedroom. But it wasn't Caleb since he was at the Chandler's talking to Asher when Jigsaw and Erica were talking.
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April 27th 2011 @ 19:45

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Right Here In Bed With Me

4/26/11 All My Children

Tad and Cara continue to be absolutely adorable although I don't think Jake found it so adorable when Tad told him that Cara was in the bed with him. Damn I forgot what I renamed him to. Note to self look it up since I do believe I put it on the list. I hope they do cook since that would mean more adorable Tad and Cara time. They were very cute when they were doing the crossword puzzle which they both love but Cara was kicking his butt at it.
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April 26th 2011 @ 19:35

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Too Many Coincidences

4/25/11 All My Children

Well that was just creepy when Kendall came into her house and found McCreepy there with her kids. Whoever just handed over the kids should be fired. Also there seems to be some confusion about what day it is. Kendall seems to be pre Easter while the others are after Easter unless I'm just thinking too much again. I thought she was going to go upstairs with the kids so she could call someone but nope her cellphone was on the table and I wouldn't be surprised if Ricky checked the phone to see if she was calling someone.
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April 25th 2011 @ 19:48

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Are We Under Arrest?

4/22/11 All My Children

Tad and Cara are just too adorable. She drugged the guard and pulled the fire alarm so Griff could escape with Kendall. Of course David ends up getting blamed for it since he seems to be the designated person for getting the blame for everything. Maybe he could bond with Carly since she was blamed for quite a bit in Salem which was just ridiculous. But he had an alibi so Jesse ends up bringing in Cara and Tad.
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April 22nd 2011 @ 19:30

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