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Wow they actually graduated on time unlike the other 90210 where David was supposed to be graduating a year early ended up graduating like two years late and the others were three. I did wonder if they were going to explain Marco's absence since the actor whose name I don't know will be turning up in Salem to be Will's love interest after things go south with Gabi I imagine. He didn't say a thing unless I hallucinated him being at the wedding.

Maybe I'm just being weird which is entirely possible since I'm weird but it kind of looked like Teddy was rethinking the whole gay thing when he saw the stripper Terry. It turns out that this name can be for guys as well as girls which Dixon finds out a bit too late. Sadly Stripper Guy was disappointed about that but he was fun. I'm guessing Raj's wacky brother or possibly cousin. I didn't hear a name and there was that girl cousin but no names were noticed by me except for the parents and they are just too tricky to spell.

Since Dixon screwed up with the stripper they all went over to the bachelorette party which wasn't going very well. The cousin was doing mendhi for Ivy and Naomi was all ready to drink. Sadly no one will ever know how long it takes for Naomi to drink until she passes out. That will go right up there with how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. But Dixon did come through when he talked Laurel into coming to the wedding since she was against it.

It's not like Laurel didn't like Raj it was more like she didn't want her daughter's heart broken but that's going to happen regardless of whether they tied the knot or not and at least they have the time they have to be happy and they did look pretty happy. Also she was able to get high with the elephant trainer which led to her giving Annie some words of wisdom to let the person bang their own tambourine even if you don't like the tune or something along those lines.

Max and Naomi are cute but I had that oh crap moment when she blurted out the news about being pregnant. Not again? She took the blame for the cheating. That new principal is a bitch since she just assumed it was Naomi. She seems to have forgotten that the scumbag oh crap I forget his name did end up raping her but I guess in this chick's mind Naomi was asking for it never mind he had already raped someone before.

So it wasn't looking too good for Naomi since she wasn't graduating. At least she knew about that since no one bothered to tell me that I had graduated. But because Max blurted out that he was the one that cheated during his valedictorian speech he's the one that ends up in trouble but not so much since he's able to go to MIT. Maybe they can't take the diploma away once they give it to you. They could just use some whiteout and put in Naomi's name instead. It looks like she'll be able to go to school but who knows what will happen with her knocked up.

Liam decides that he doesn't want to go to college and instead decides to go on a fishing boat after all it does pay well. Just ask Mike since he did it while him and Susan were having money woes. Note to self catch up on Desperate Housewives. At first Annie's a bitch about it but she ends up going to Long Beach and tells her to beat on his tambourine until he figures out what he wants. It sounds like a summer gig since he said a few months. I'm thinking she won't be going to Carmel Melon anyway since they'll all end up in LA for some reason unless the show has been cancelled which I'm pretty sure it hasn't.

At least there wasn't a doppelganger but I did get a case of deja vu. Was that cliff the same one that Tara took Kelly too when she planned on killing Kelly and herself when she was single white femaling Kelly? I could be wrong about that. Well she didn't jump but it would have been funny if Javier told her to jump. I know he did but he didn't say jump. Now that would have been one way to ruin a great day for the bride and groom. Hell even Naomi got impaled by a evil heel. See why I stick with comfy sneakers although you do have a handy weapon just in case you need one.

At the bacehlorette party that was combined with the bachelor party the truth came out about Bitchyanna. Thank the Soap Gods for that. I got not one but two miracles today an Enormo free day in Salem and the truth coming out about Silver's meds. It was so horrible of her to do that. That's just something you shouldn't do. I get she was upset about Navid but you don't screw with a person's medication. It's just a good thing that Navid and Dixon got her to the hospital when they did but sadly not soon enough since she ruined her chances to get into whatever the hell school she wanted to get into unless they can explain what happened. So Bitchyanna's all sad and thinks about jumping but instead she decides to become a better person and Javier disappears.

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May 17th 2011 @ 03:38

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The Prom Before The Storm

Damn I was hoping they'd figure out that BItchyanna switched the pills. Well Silver did but the doctor said she could be paranoid so Navid didn't believe her although he should try to piece things together but I won't be holding my breath after all Sami didn't realize that her husband wasn't really her husband but a clone even though she should have. Damn it Bitchyanna got to the medication before Silver did so now she can't prove that she had been taking her medication. Color me crazy but I would think this would be a good episode for Kelly to show up in but apparently I have no idea what I'm talking about.

I'm a bit fuzzy on why Silver couldn't go to the prom so she had Navid go himself although she does show up later after Bitchyanna goes to her and tells her the bogus story about Navid kissing her. Navid had just told her that he was in love with Silver not her. Unfortunately Navid blacked out so he has no idea that Bitchyanna is lying although if he thought about it maybe he could have a thought that actually leads somewhere that doesn't include Silver being all paranoid because she isn't. So now Bitchyanna got what she wanted except for the part where Navid takes her back. She has totally gone off the rails. Maybe she should be tossed into a rubber room.

I had a feeling that Max changed Naomi's paper so now the teacher thinks she cheated when she didn't. Max should just fess up so Naomi doesn't get in trouble and since he's a fellow nerd maybe he'll let things slide although he seems pretty cranky. I liked him much better when he was on what the hell was that guy on. I know he was on that show with Scott Wolf but I think he was on something else that I watched where he was maybe a coroner. So Naomi's evening didn't go as planned although she did get a tiara because she was voted prom queen along with Teddy as prom queen. But on the bright side at least there weren't duplicate dresses since that would have been embarrassing. Just ask Brenda and Kelly.

I had some deja vu when Debbie told Dixon and Annie that they couldn't go to their dream schools. The same thing happened to Brenda and Brandon. Maybe it has something to do with coming from the Midwest. Kansas and Minneapolis are Midwest right? I suck at the whole direction thing although I do know my left from my right which is something after all I do have to know that much otherwise I'd be all confused when I try to write with a pen. Annie ends up selling the necklace that Marla gave her although she did manage to wear it to the funeral. Um it was black so I'm not sure why Annie was saying she couldn't wear it with the red dress.

Annie ended up wearing another dress altogether and hello that necklace was worth big bucks since she pawned it and told Dixon that they were both going to their dream schools even thought I've never heard of Smelly Carmel or whatever the hell the name is. It turns out that Marla has a daughter and hello I know you although I"m not sure if you are who I think you are so I'm not going to say a word for fear of being guilty of being a total moron. I think she was on Smallville She called her Marla which sounded a bit off to me but color us all surprised when it turns out that Marla put Annie in the will with her getting everything. I'm thinking the daughter isn't too happy about that. Why can't something like that happen to me? Now that would be awesome.

Raj goes to the doctor and it looks like things are really bad which he doesn't take well. You can't really blame the guy since he thought he had a bit longer so he ends up getting drunk at the prom and acts like a total jackass. He even suggests a threesome to Ivy. Well with him dying it would be a good excuse to slip in something like that but instead it looks like he and Ivy are going to get married. It is always best to get that first marriage out of the way as early as possible if you can manage it.

Harper cracks me up. She was wigging out about the dance since Silver was supposed to be helping her so Dixon steps in. They even made the black lights and weird things that Silver arranged while she was manic work. The poor girl just puts the dance together so she'd have an excuse to go since no one ever asks her. Aw she's even sadder than Andrea. Dixon ends up asking her to dance and oh my that was one hell of a dance. The slow dance was fine but once things sped up she danced up a storm. I thought she was going to hit someone with those arms. Damn she's really bad at dancing since it looked more like a seizure or something.

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May 10th 2011 @ 03:33

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Women On The Verge

Yep I felt a rename coming on when I watched this episode. I bet you're dying to find out. Okay I know you're not since no one comes to this blog or if they do they just lurk around and not say anything so I'm not going to pretend that I'm going to say something that someone will actually respond to. So my first renaming which is probably my second now that I think about it would be Bitchyanna. I just realized that I called a certain psycho Edward instead of Jasper although that was more of a oh crap what's his name kind of thing so I latched onto that.

Annie ends up talking to Marla about the pamphlets she found on suicide and Marla told her that she had Alzheimer's which I already knew after all I do watch Grey's Anatomy. She even talks Marla into picking an event to go to and she picks a movie at the Griffith Observatory. It is an old movie of her's and she's not too happy about it but she does go. When she gets there she sees a crowd which does make her happy since she figured that the only people there to see the movie would be Annie and the others minus Dixon, Silver, Teddy, and Bitchyanna. She ends up giving her necklace to Annie which should have been a red flag. When Annie goes to Marla's place the next day she finds her dead. But on the bright side she does have a new necklace although I'm not a fan of the really big.

I just hope that Bitchyanna is caught. Since Silver's been acting all squirrelly Navid gets worried which is good. I do notice that Bitchyanna isn't on much. Maybe she's just waiting for poor Silver to run right over the edge into Loonyville. She thought she was going to get into NYU but she didn't. I knew those phone calls would bite her in the butt. So she's all gloomy and Navid's worried so after leaving he calls Dixon who goes over there and he tries to get her out of bed. Silver of course doesn't know that she's not taking her meds and the others just think she stopped taking them. I wish someone would go into Silver's bathroom and get the bottle so they could run a test on it and find out that her meds have been swapped. I don't want that bitch to get a pass on this because that's really fucked up. Sure she's upset about Navid but you don't do something like this.

Dixon ends up driving her to the hospital where Navid is waiting. At first she doesn't want to go in but she soon does. I had a horrible thought. What if Bitchyanny goes back into Silver's and switches the meds back so it looks like Silver just stopped taking her meds instead of the reality where she took pills that she thought were her meds. Now she's in the loony bin and finally Bitchyanna shows up because she wants to act all supportive although she's the one that put poor Silver there in the loony bin in the first place. Now she ends up taking Navid home and gets him drunk. I'm thinking he passes out and she'll make him think he slept with her. What a total bitch. See why I'm calling her Bitchyanna. I think it fits.

Teddy gets suspicious of Marco because he doesn't answer his cellphone and some dude named Eric is calling. When he talks to Annie and Naomi someone gets amused since she thinks it would be a great idea for every player to all of a sudden become gay so he'd get a taste of his own medicine. Well you can't really blame Naomi for saying that. Marco is supposed to have a game so Annie tells Teddy to go to the game. He should find out what's going on before jumping to conclusions since there could be an explanation that isn't absolutely horrible like the guy having a boyfriend. There's no game so Teddy goes to Marco's house where he ends up finding out that his mom is the housekeeper and she's gone home for the night.

It turns out that Marco works at Subway or some place that looks subwayish. Maybe it is Quiznos although that place creeps me out since all I can think of are those creepy rat commercials. Teddy isn't too happy but he goes in and ends up leaving but Marco goes after him. It is looking like Marco is embarrassed that he doesn't have a silver spoon in his mouth like Teddy does. Outside they talk and Marco tells Teddy about his mom being a housekeeper and his dad being on disability. He's working to help put himself through school which is actually pretty damn impressive and nothing he should be ashamed of. I'm just glad it turned out to be something like this. Hell I'm sure Andrea would be proud of him after all she kind of did something similar. Well she lied about where she lived so she could go to West Bev so she could get a better education.

Naomi and Max are actually pretty cute and ooh it seems to have started a trend where nerds or I guess geeks are cool. I bet Cordy would be pissed to find out this after all it wasn't easy for her when she made a stand and kept dating Xander. Anyhoo Naomi gets into her dream school and finds out that Max's dream school is in Boston. Okay I'm an idiot since I didn't realize that. I totally admit I suck with the whole acronym thing. I don't want to say how long it took for LMAO to finally sink in since I had to keep looking it up because I kept getting it as a response. I don 't get it although I know what it means. I don't think it is possible to laugh your ass off but I guess I'm being too literal and it is too early in the morning for that although this blog post will say it is seven hours later than it actually is since it is on England time I think. It sure as hell isn't on my timezone.

Naomi isn't too happy about the possibility of having a long distance relationship after all those really don't work out. She wanted him to go to the movie but he'd already made plans to play D&G with the guys. Okay I don't know what they were playing. Black Opps? Maybe that's a video game. I'm not smart enough to be a nerd although I think he's being called a geek. They really should lay out the definitions since I have called myself a geek before but I'm not so sure that I really qualify since I'm not exactly a genius unless having a comma phobia and the ability to do blog posts that never get a response along with endless questions that never get answered fall into the category of genius. But Max shows up and he even makes himself a skinny tie which can be done with a regular tie and scissors.

Ryan and Deb were on which was nice to see. They are pretty cute together but that bitch Jen came back. Now she wants to be a mother. Ryan isn't too thrilled about it and does't like it when Jen calls Deb the help but Deb admits that she's been called worse and that Jen should be given a chance. I hate to admit it but I sort of agree but of course Ryan should take things slow and keep custody after all Jen did abandon her baby. At least Naomi was glad to see her and wow she was wearing flats. Oh yes that's a sure sign of sanity along with her revealing that she's been seeing a shrink. She blurts out that she wants to take Jack to Paris. What the hell? That ain't happening bitch. But they did work things out and Jen insisted that she's in charge of Jack's wardrobe so I'm guessing she's moving back. Oh that's so very thrilling. I'm sure you can sense my excitement about that.

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May 3rd 2011 @ 15:22

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Nerdy Little Secrets

Finally they decide to just come out which has to be a whole lot easier than sneaking around.If Max and Naomi did that sooner Alex wouldn't have been scared off and they wouldn't have won their nerd super bowl thingie. I don't remember Andrea doing one of those things although she certainly had the brains for it. I didn't know they were the wildcats. My junior high was the wildcats. My brain hurts so I'm not even going to bother thinking since that's just going to make my brain angry.

Naomi decides to spy on Max a bit and even follows them to the nerd off or whatever the thing is. She finds out that Alex is a cute girl so she gets jealous and gets a bit crazy when she sees the two go off to a hotel room. They were just studying but Naomi didn't realize that until after Alex had taken off even though the two other nerds tried to talk her out of her. So Naomi had to fill in since they have to have one girl from the school.
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April 26th 2011 @ 16:43

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The Enchanted Donkey

The gang heads off to Mexico for spring break. Luckily no one forgot their passport although I kind of wish Adrianna did. Yes it looks like she's become the one I hate the most which was a spot reserved for Annie not that long enough. She wasn't too happy to find out that Silver had been invited which just makes her stupid after all the one that everyone shunned would be Annie when her evil cousin Emily worked on turning everyone against her.

When I was computerless I missed blogging about a few of the episodes but I'll do those when they come up in repeats. I did watch but I didn't feel like writing up who knows how many posts while I was computerless for who knows how long. Damn that was the longest three weeks ever. But I have to say I'm liking Max and Naomi. He's got that dorky cute thing working for him. They should just come out already since people are going to wonder if he's still hanging around after she passes math. Aw how sweet he helped her with her math and she learned. Wow Naomi I'm impressed. I hate math.
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April 19th 2011 @ 16:54

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Revenge Of The Nerd

Oh no I'm sort of feeling sorry for Annie. Hey she's going to go feral next week which should be funny. It isn't easy when you're being Single White Femaled by your psychotic cousin. You have to admit that Emily's doing a good job of making it seem like she's the innocent victim although I just wanted to slap Liam for being so stupid.

Oh sure running lines involves the girl taking her shirt off and rubbing against you like she's a cat and you're her scratching post. Of course that's when Annie shows up after going on her yo yo run or whatever the hell she was getting. Fro-yo? No idea. Sno-yo? I think Liam needs a new phone so now I'm stuck feeling sorry for Annie when I've never liked her. Why must you torment me this way?
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February 15th 2011 @ 19:10

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All About A Boy

I had a feeling that Ian was the one blackmailing Teddy although I was kind of hoping I was wrong since I did like him. See I sometimes do get things right and how refreshing that we find out by the end of the episode. I was a bit suspicious when Teddy told Ian and his response was for Teddy to not pay and just come out of the closet. It's not like he wouldn't have been able to get his hands on fifty thousand dollars to pay a blackmailer.

I feel bad for poor Teddy because he had finally reached the point where he decided to come out and this happens. Well he's out now so he can't exactly do screaming back although he probably wishes he could. He of course thought Dixon told someone but he didn't after all Dixon's his friend. Sure he was shocked but that's understandable Silver ended up figuring it out after talking to Ian and seeing that tag on Teddy which revealed that they were at the same place over break. Always check your clothes for tags before leaving the house unless you want someone to figure out your secret.
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February 8th 2011 @ 21:49

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It's Getting Hot In Here

Now this would have been a good episode to have Kelly on after all she had the Brenda and Dylan drama so she could give Silver some advice which she could use right about now. At first she wanted to keep away from him even though Navid swore he'd break up with Adrianna. Um that hasn't happened yet although they do end up having tent sex because he manifested in front of Silver after she left the sweat lodge. Damn I want something manifest but it doesn't seem to be working for me.

I wonder if Adrianna will keep being so damn annoying. Even Naomi got fed up with her and in typical Naomi fashion told her about it. But the location could have been better since they were in the middle of dinner at the yoga retreat which didn't seem like a spa in the woods to me but what do I know since I've never actually heard of a yoga retreat not that I've ever looked. Hell yoga confuses the hell out of me. But weirdly Naomi ends up getting into it so maybe she's going to become a guru like that chick who I would swear was on Hercules and I think she was on one of those Stargete whatever shows.
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February 1st 2011 @ 21:50

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Liars

Oh I time traveled since it seemed to be December in this episode. That was just weird because after seeing Silver I was wondering if she cut her hair and whether or not she was wearing that weird jacket she was wearing when she was talking to Navid. She doesn't want to hurt Adrianna or be the cause of him breaking up with her but I think it is more a case of she's all about her all these days and who cares if Navid needed her and she just wasn't there.

But I don't think he'll be breaking up with her anytime soon with Victor getting back at her for treating him like shit. Well he did start it and she just went too far when she started treating him worse than her dog. So he got back at her and now everyone know she's stole the songs from Javier. Well it's not like he was going to use them after all he was all busy being dead. Her crazy manager at least I think that's what she is decided to come up with a story where Adrianna suffered from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. She got it confused with another acronym which is why I avoid the things. I shouldn't have to think to figure out what the hell someone is saying.
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January 25th 2011 @ 21:09

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